CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Woke Locc]

Lol at comparing Utah and Uganda

[magnetaress]

Seems deviant enough for me. Welcome to hell solleks

[Sibelia1]

They nixed the $2k check today. Pelosi did. Because we are SO DOCILE that it doesn't even obviously cost that. (it does, and more, and they will learn this later on in the five-year crisis, but it's a pretty amazing signal. We'll see how quickly these voters change attitudes when hunger sets in.).

[Gwaihir]

Yes, for areas where non-resistant malaria is a concern. It's not a drug you take for shits to prevent a viral infection. They're giving it to patients with covid because quite frankly they don't know what else to do without a vaccine. It's a risk vs reward thing at this point. There's a good chance you might die, so we're just going to throw a whole bunch of drugs at you because why not?

This is what they're thinking it might do



https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32150618/
Except there's NOT a good chance that you'll die, and anticholinergic compounds found in cucurbiticae resolve covid in 3 days.

Marah genus, specifically.

[Kaveh]

Christian Sharia

That’s hilarious, Germany is a nation of pussies, wow Domo. Seek Christ, I bet you can’t do 20 pushups

[Kaveh]

Mead is right about the drugs, Trump should stick to KFC

[Mead]

Except there's NOT a good chance that you'll die, and anticholinergic compounds found in cucurbiticae resolve covid in 3 days.

Marah genus, specifically.

nm lol def trolling

[Domo]

Christian Sharia

That’s hilarious, Germany is a nation of pussies, wow Domo. Seek Christ, I bet you can’t do 20 pushups

Whats your problem? Christian Sharia assholes are a world wide problem. Why do you take everythink personal or as anti american?

scratch the sand out of your pussy and come back when your balls grow back

[Woke Locc]

Whats your problem? Christian Sharia assholes are a world wide problem. Why do you take everythink personal or as anti american?

scratch the sand out of your pussy and come back when your balls grow back

Most of the listicle solleks' posted is about Uganda. Things aren't like that over here.

They'd imprison him for life.

[magnetaress]

U KNOW whats really sad is if i was really angry @ domo i could probably do more than 20 pushups

but liek domo don't make me mad, at least they talk/post/whatever i know where domo stands and how domo feels and that if i really hated him I would

i don't

I don't love him

but i also dont hate him

we could do worse than domo hating people on the internet

[Kaveh]

Whats your problem? Christian Sharia assholes are a world wide problem. Why do you take everythink personal or as anti american?

scratch the sand out of your pussy and come back when your balls grow back

Pay your taxes and upgrade your military. You serve at our behest, federati

[Kaveh]

U KNOW whats really sad is if i was really angry @ domo i could probably do more than 20 pushups

but liek domo don't make me mad, at least they talk/post/whatever i know where domo stands and how domo feels and that if i really hated him I would

i don't

I don't love him

but i also dont hate him

we could do worse than domo hating people on the internet

Germans don’t get to have opinions. The French are in Africa and in Syria. The Japanese are beefing up their navy and building a 6th generation fighter. The Australians have been on our side in every conflict since World War II. The Germans were our enemies, and despite us saving their asses with NATO and the Marshall Plan, their leadership destroyed Europe. The Eurozone was essentially a gigantic transfer payment from Southern Europe to Northern Europe, and made every nation from Spain to Greece economically uncompetitive. They are also shockingly impractical; read up on the increase in carbon emissions due to Energiewende. The Germans suck. They are a sad imitation of their ancestors, and no man, woman, or child born in Germany since 1945 will enter Valhalla.

God bless!

[Domo]

sorry, I dont have much time for your wannabe Gi Joe bullshit. You're Florida Man

[Sibelia1]

def foederati. professional rock thrower

[BlackBellamy]

their leadership destroyed Europe. The Eurozone was essentially a gigantic transfer payment from Southern Europe to Northern Europe, and made every nation from Spain to Greece economically uncompetitive.


The decided to achieve their earlier plans in a different method. They've been on the ground doing their penance and rending their clothes but meanwhile they're doing all right comparatively; no one is bombing their industry, the Russians are like 3 borders away and they're surrounded by tribute-paying Axis Minors and still very friendly to their favorite Muselmänners, the former Ottomans.

They are also shockingly impractical;

Yeah of course, but still...

https://imgur.com/0a9EdpU.jpg

[magnetaress]

I wanted some really cool sexual high heeled like ppe t-rad fashion walk motif but newp babylon failed us :(

[magnetaress]

To be fair Kaveh I hate german engineering its weird and complicated and a bit to delicate

[magnetaress]

here we go

https://i.imgur.com/FKqsK0f.jpg

pro tip heels can be worn over ppe to make a bold statement

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/HQsJEkD.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://www.grainger.com/product/1XJB3?gclid=CjwKCAjwqpP2BRBTEiwAfpiD-5ougvpXsKXqOGG8ZqztYiJaFl155W8oWR7edo1rYFMhD8suKcO bgBoCQ8YQAvD_BwE&cm_mmc=PPC:+Google+PLA&ef_id=CjwKCAjwqpP2BRBTEiwAfpiD-5ougvpXsKXqOGG8ZqztYiJaFl155W8oWR7edo1rYFMhD8suKcO bgBoCQ8YQAvD_BwE:G:s&s_kwcid=AL!2966!3!56542814277!!!g!296279732133!

1800 quid, mmm better get a disbursment for this

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/CS4MUez.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/773000723513834599/

[magnetaress]

whell avtaer karanasan has left us i will be doing the fashionquest

[magnetaress]

accidently doxxed myself there

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/d2Pg65Q.png

[magnetaress]

I think that one is scrubbed lmk

[Woke Locc]

The Australians have been on our side in every conflict since World War II.

https://i.imgur.com/v4Pffc4.jpg

[solleks]

German engineering very over rated. Japan much better. U.s.a. real good too

[solleks]

Confederate flag bandana, klan hood or maybe a nice swastika pattern would be nice

[Baler]

California and Newyork effected by covid.

https://i.imgur.com/1ovVKNM.gif

[Gwaihir]

California and Newyork effected by covid.

https://i.imgur.com/1ovVKNM.gif

Will (not) work for food. Please help (supply my heroin addiction)

Wait!...im a transgender heroin junkie, are you saying y9u have a problem with transgenders!!!!?!

[magnetaress]

Most of the people on this planet lol.

[Woke Locc]

Will (not) work for food. Please help (supply my heroin addiction)

Wait!...im a transgender heroin junkie, are you saying y9u have a problem with transgenders!!!!?!

https://i.imgur.com/4wbSKZl.jpg

[magnetaress]

So 2cnd hand smoke from cannibis even 100 meters away actually makes me really sick. It's pretty bad.

If I had my way I would delete it and all adjacent lifeforms who are psychoactively controlled by it.

[Woke Locc]

So 2cnd hand smoke from cannibis even 100 meters away actually makes me really sick. It's pretty bad.

It's after midnight, pumpkin.

Go to bed.

[magnetaress]

It's after midnight, pumpkin.

Go to bed.

I am in bed you morlock. I live in a 1st world dystopian police state that keeps its population sedated, sick, and addicted to drugs, TV, video games, on-line chat rooms, suicide hotlines, and deviant sexualities programmed by a dichotomy between church and the pagan media.

It sucks but at least I got a phone with a blue light filter and mild state approved sedatives.

[Woke Locc]

I am in bed you morlock. I live in a 1st world dystopian police state that keeps its population sedated, sick, and addicted to drugs, TV, video games, on-line chat rooms, suicide hotlines, and deviant sexualities programmed by a dichotomy between church and the pagan media.

It sucks but at least I got a phone with a blue light filter and mild sedatives.

Bummer. You should move to the USA. It's good here.

[magnetaress]

Bummer. You should move to the USA. It's good here.

:rolleyes: u know where I live and who I work(ed) for.

Bed is cozy. I should be asleep shortly then u can brain scan n update. Closed window so anxiety inducing nauseating psychoactive is at minimal levels. Feeling slightly better. Eyes heavier. Real close now.

[Jimjam]

I am in bed you morlock. I live in a 1st world dystopian police state that keeps its population sedated, sick, and addicted to drugs, TV, video games, on-line chat rooms, suicide hotlines, and deviant sexualities programmed by a dichotomy between church and the pagan media.

It sucks but at least I got a phone with a blue light filter and mild state approved sedatives.

Tinfoil hat.

The truth is people keep themselves addicted. No need for government intervention.

[magnetaress]

Tinfoil hat.

The truth is people keep themselves addicted. No need for government intervention.

True, at least I am not obsessively handcarving small clay figurines..

...

..

.

.... Oh wait! Forgot pottery existed in EQ ;)

[magnetaress]

I do believe people do their best to manipulate each other, sometimes for the better, some for the worse. Sometimes for exploitation. And we have certain discrete groups with varying levels of legal status pooling resources to achieve this manipulation or exploitation on individuals and other groups.

Now, I could probably never coherently communicate which is which in my present state. All I know is that I am manipulative as an individual and am part of several of these organizations. That I have done work for them. And the reason I am a member. And have provided them with my services. Is because I wanted to coerce other groups and individuals, within the scope of the rule of law generally abided by my superiors.

It's complicated, but there you have it. It's real.

[solleks]

Its some sort of social experiment or like agree-ability test. Learning how to say no. Something like that

[BlackBellamy]

I am also part of several organizations.

Perhaps you have heard of...Menudo?

https://imgur.com/kkaRoKu.jpg

[solleks]

I too like to live dangerously

[BlackBellamy]

https://imgur.com/Ju19vEs.gif

[Bigsham]

I am in bed you morlock. I live in a 1st world dystopian police state that keeps its population sedated, sick, and addicted to drugs, TV, video games, on-line chat rooms, suicide hotlines, and deviant sexualities programmed by a dichotomy between church and the pagan media.

It sucks but at least I got a phone with a blue light filter and mild state approved sedatives.

You are addicted to hormones

Only things i take are vitamins and supplements

You choose what you put in your mouth, from food to drugs to nipples cocks and pussies. You are in control.

[magnetaress]

https://imgur.com/Ju19vEs.gif

[Woke Locc]

Sweden becomes country with highest coronavirus death rate per capita (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05/20/sweden-becomes-country-highest-coronavirus-death-rate-per-capita/)

According to figures collated by the Our World in Data website, Sweden had 6.08 deaths per million inhabitants per day on a rolling seven-day average between May 13 and May 20.

This is the highest in the world, above the UK, Belgium and the US, which have 5.57, 4.28 and 4.11 respectively.

That's what the herd immunity strat looks like. Shutdown saves lives.

[magnetaress]

Woke up caughing today do too allergies and foreign smoke bodies.

I believe it's that it is moldy more than anything.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/xkfJERO.png

somebody probably made this implication last year and i probably bergged

sorry guyz

and i find this hilariously illuminating today

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/ce02XXE.png

[Snortles Chortles]

This message is hidden because magnetaress is on your ignore list.

[DMN]

Sweden becomes country with highest coronavirus death rate per capita (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05/20/sweden-becomes-country-highest-coronavirus-death-rate-per-capita/)



That's what the herd immunity strat looks like. Shutdown saves lives.

"However, Sweden has only had the highest death rate over the past week."

[magnetaress]

snortles original firebeetle eye rmter probably that is like eqs version of aotc

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/DQj5Lhj.png

[magnetaress]

this was the culimination of years of recruitng, prepping on live tlps, gym workouts, keto diets, and poweraids. and twitch streaming 'contention' and breeding the hardest core gamers the planet has ever seen and then attempting to 'dominate' the 'hippest retro project on the internet' by a bunch of memelord millennials that can't even rp elfs

p99 is a museum, it should be a museum, it should be horrible

but what happened is the equivalent of a bunch of 1st year paleantology majors raiding the smythsonian

[magnetaress]

anyone else find it odd that the time right when before the karana virus came out all the major phones updated with co2 and o2 sat monitors and heart beat things?

[Kich867]

anyone else find it odd that the time right when before the karana virus came out all the major phones updated with co2 and o2 sat monitors and heart beat things?

That happened forever ago.

[magnetaress]

That happened forever ago.

i'm actually poor it ws really suprising to find it on my store bought phone

[Bigsham]

how can you get to 57 off bone chips wtf ????????????

[magnetaress]

automation

[Jimjam]

This is my pet conspiracy theory. The savings of automation would be clear. But legally and socially it was too difficult to mass dismiss the workforce.

The solution was to create a situation which could lead to the mass dismissal of the workforce without culpability of the employers.

Now everyone is a prisoner in their own homes, and robots secretly are making each other food and drinks in the bars for robobucks. You'll see!

[Snortles Chortles]

robocucks

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/NyZm5Rt.gif

[BlackBellamy]

This message is hidden because magnetaress is on your ignore list.

Yeah gonna have to go that way and I never ignore anyone. At least the Jesus or the flat earth guys are consistent which I appreciate. But this is just random spam. Like whatever thread is active and whatever thought they have, blammo. Bone chip quest on a corona thread yeah why not here is a screenshot isn't it illuminating?

[Kaveh]

He looks like a serpent

[magnetaress]

Yeah gonna have to go that way and I never ignore anyone. At least the Jesus or the flat earth guys are consistent which I appreciate. But this is just random spam. Like whatever thread is active and whatever thought they have, blammo. Bone chip quest on a corona thread yeah why not here is a screenshot isn't it illuminating?

^upset about everquest posts on an everquest board relevant to current events in an off topic subsection of said boared

If you can't see the connection between bone chips quests, Karana plague, RMT, and the economy of Kronos, IDK what is wrong with u.

The guy I posted is a big player who likes to collect a lot of 'chips'. :o

If you had any real savant genius you would see how all the threads of the symphony are playing themselves out.

He looks like a serpent

Carson McCabe would be proud.

[Kaveh]

Zuckerberg delenda est

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/NyZm5Rt.gif

Yeah gonna have to go that way and I never ignore anyone. At least the Jesus or the flat earth guys are consistent which I appreciate. But this is just random spam. Like whatever thread is active and whatever thought they have, blammo. Bone chip quest on a corona thread yeah why not here is a screenshot isn't it illuminating?

https://i.imgur.com/AUy0qXl.gif

@Juris yes.

[solleks]

The creature sat on a phone book in front of congress

[Kaveh]

The creature sat on a phone book in front of congress

Lol, I googled it. He’s 5’7”. Never knew that. He pointy serpent head is at least a foot of that, so he’s actually the ugliest hobbit this world has ever seen

God help us

[BlackBellamy]

You're looking at him. He's 5'7" according to official sources but I have it he's closer to 5'6".

[Sibelia1]

The creature sat on a phone book in front of congress

a man that short with vanity disgusts me. he should be like Napoleon

[Kaveh]

Facebook delenda est

[Kaveh]

Obese delenda est

[magnetaress]

delenda est

[magnetaress]

to be fair i don't feel like spending my memorial day weekend farming exp on live or anywhere else

[Sibelia1]

daily morning vomiting delenda est

[Bigsham]

almost 7 weeks still have vertigo at night and got very short of breath yesterday in the afternoon otherwise feel pretty good

#coronavirus

[solleks]

Gay

[magnetaress]

Basically

[Woke Locc]

the results of the European Health Study are in! :)

Turns out, communism good

This whole planet is a shithole except America

[solleks]

Please leave

[Kich867]

I think its interesting that India, a country with almost 5 times the united states population, have something like 1/10th the cases of Covid19 and ~4% of our death rate here in the US.

I wonder if they prepared better. Imagine if in the United States we didn't let 96,000 people that didn't have to die, die.

[solleks]

India is mostly poverty. They don't have a hungry system that needs dependents. They don't have the infrastructure. This is a piece designed to build dependence and test obedience. You are a cuck.

Check my numbers but most of India shits directly on the ground

[Kich867]

India is mostly poverty. They don't have a hungry system that needs dependents. They don't have the infrastructure. This is a piece designed to build dependence and test obedience. You are a cuck.

Check my numbers but most of India shits directly on the ground

Interesting take. Isn't it weird though that India, a place where people shit on the ground according to Solleks, is having an easier time with this than we are?

Isn't that kind of embarrassing?

But maybe you're right, every government in the world, collectively, agreed to test obedience because a pandemic occurred. Surely if that were the case, the virus was engineered and released intentionally? Otherwise thats just kind of a weird decision right?

Is someone a cuck for being in constant fear of the gub'mint being out to get them? I wonder.

[Jimjam]

India’s health system is largely decentralised, paid out of pocket and with gaps for provision in poor areas. It’s not like a developed country where the primary stakeholder in the nation’s fitness (the government who collects taxes from them) runs a centralised scalable system accessible to all.

I’d take figures related to Corona (testing, cause of death, etc) with a pinch of salt, especially from countries where proper healthcare is not accessible to all.

[Baler]

The New Normal

[Kich867]

India’s health system is largely decentralised, paid out of pocket and with gaps for provision in poor areas. It’s not like a developed country where the primary stakeholder in the nation’s fitness (the government who collects taxes from them) runs a centralised scalable system accessible to all.

I’d take figures related to Corona (testing, cause of death, etc) with a pinch of salt, especially from countries where proper healthcare is not accessible to all.

I think the only reasonable assumption one can have is that globally the virus is worse than the numbers suggest for the reasons you just stated. It's a wombo combo of healthcare not being widely available across the world and governments desperately trying to save face after they tried to downplay it / ignore it.

[solleks]

Interesting take. Isn't it weird though that India, a place where people shit on the ground according to Solleks, is having an easier time with this than we are?

Isn't that kind of embarrassing?

But maybe you're right, every government in the world, collectively, agreed to test obedience because a pandemic occurred. Surely if that were the case, the virus was engineered and released intentionally? Otherwise thats just kind of a weird decision right?

Is someone a cuck for being in constant fear of the gub'mint being out to get them? I wonder.

I dont fear the government if u think i do thats odd. I have no fear of ot i think its a system built by cucks for cucks. The virus is not real its a theatre piece.

[solleks]

Ever met a government employee?

[magnetaress]

India is mostly poverty. They don't have a hungry system that needs dependents. They don't have the infrastructure. This is a piece designed to build dependence and test obedience. You are a cuck.

Check my numbers but most of India shits directly on the ground

100% agree. Also India probably made up numbers and the people born in the Ravi are bred for hundreds of thousands of years to be born in and survive in raw sewage their entire lives. They are already obedient slaves. They don't need communism.

Ever met a government employee?
Yes.

[Kich867]

I dont fear the government if u think i do thats odd. I have no fear of ot i think its a system built by cucks for cucks. The virus is not real its a theatre piece.

Just so we're on the same page--ghosts aren't real. Are you suggesting, much like ghosts, the virus literally doesn't exist? Or are you suggesting its "not real" in the sense that, it definitely does exist, you just don't believe its as big of a deal as people are making it out to be?

For my own curiosity, how many other large scale death events do you think are fake, and which are they? Also, how close to the center of the country do you live? I've often wondered why conspiracy theorists are so consistently found in the mid-west, is it because no one goes there?

I feel like I'd also assume the virus wasn't real if I lived in a town of 40 people where it never reached. Well that's not true, actually, it should be common sense that it's fundamentally impossible for this many people to all coordinate in unison to push an agenda that doesn't actually help anyone. That's sort of like flat earthers.

Man, that nasty gub'mint, somehow got millions of people to pretend like they're sick, and do research on it, and kill people, and have that happen across the world, how're they so good at this? Maybe the agenda all along was for universal healthcare? Maybe Trump is secretly, in a very roundabout and psychopathic way, forcing long term beneficial policies like universal basic income and healthcare? What if he was a lib all along? That actually has traction, before Trump ran for president he was a democrat:

"It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Now, it shouldn't be that way. But if you go back, I mean it just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats." - Trump

:confused: He's playing the long con I guess.

[solleks]

I never said ghosts werent real

[solleks]

Less pop density = less mind control.

I live somewhere populated no where near the middle but i respect those americans the most ( not cucks )

[solleks]

Ppl willingly play up their sickness the scam is created from the minds of the weak. U know that guy who would do that, u probably are that guy

[Snortles Chortles]

triple upset post

[magnetaress]

Kitsch 90 whatever.

Covid isn't a large scale death event. The people "dying from it" were already dead. The difference is Covid is gentler. Targets people who are weak and sick or also irresponsible.

Oh where you born in 86 kish? That explains almost everything you type.

[solleks]

Im

[solleks]

Sorta

[solleks]

Hungry

[solleks]

Right

[solleks]

Now

[Woke Locc]

I never said ghosts werent real

Eidolons are real and it's not a supernatural thing.

[solleks]

Don't have time for long posts I'm not an office faghot

[solleks]

Or unemployed

[magnetaress]

I nuked a slice of hungry Howie's pepperoni pizza with zero fear of covid but a ton of fat angst. About to go in for another.

[solleks]

U fuckin queers are lucky i even post

[solleks]

Sounds p bomb

[magnetaress]

U fuckin queers are lucky i even post

Sounds p bomb

Thanks. A lack of relevant pharmaceutical and ld50 information because anti suicide cucks litigated and scrubbed the web is actually causing more death this very second than any man made biological agent like Covid ever could.

Tip. They want people to rely on illegal drugs and overdose dangerously. Be poor and ignorant without access to power and knowledge.

Stopped @ two pizzas.

[solleks]

What about sobriety?

[magnetaress]

What about sobriety?

Sobriety only works for ubermesch.

Most people don't qualify.

[Mblake81]

Maybe the agenda all along was for universal healthcare? Maybe Trump is secretly, in a very roundabout and psychopathic way, forcing long term beneficial policies like universal basic income and healthcare? What if he was a lib all along? That actually has traction, before Trump ran for president he was a democrat:

:confused: He's playing the long con I guess.

hehe >: D

https://i.imgur.com/LKAQMq2.jpg

[magnetaress]

hehe >: D

https://i.imgur.com/LKAQMq2.jpg

AAA

[magnetaress]

Eidolons are real and it's not a supernatural thing.

Vampire Aeris is my eidolon.:o

[Woke Locc]

Vampire Aeris is my eidolon.:o

What do vampires do?

[magnetaress]

What do vampires do?

Bat spells. Big blood sips. Teehees. Big red or black Anime eyes. Make Eternity and Immortality look gud. Over maximum 1hs and stealth skillz. Super strength and speed. Sexually agile. And lead empires via secret societies.

[Sibelia1]

whatever pleases ussss pokesan

*lightning strikes and Creep Night Laughter plays*

[kjs86z]

imagine being so much of a sheep you willingly put on a mask

[Baler]

imagine being so much of a sheep you willingly put on a mask

in some states many businesses wont let you buy products unless you're wearing a mask. No im not kidding.

I think masks are a bullshit solution as well. (they're not a solution)

[BlackBellamy]

imagine being so much of a sheep you willingly put on a mask

we get it. you're a sheep and see other sheep making the same forum posts about people being stupid about wearing masks so you want to be a good sheep and fit in with the flock so you make the same post

baaaaaaa

baaaaaaaaaaa

[Baler]

THE NEW NORMAL

[magnetaress]

The big question. Do I make the state euthanize me? Or do I man up and do it myself.

This is one I am quickly losing control over and it may not be in my hands anymore. Need to make phone call. Brb.

[Baler]

Do I make the state euthanize me? Or do I man up and do it myself.

Are elderly people useful to society?

[solleks]

Try out sobriety

[Kich867]

It's a special irony to have someone calling people sheeps who is consistently misled and conditioned by media pundits and conspiracy theorists. :p

[solleks]

Got proof?

[Baler]

satan is sending UFOs to poison the minds of humans

[magnetaress]

Are elderly people useful to society?

The wise experienced ones are. The demented and obese only serve as example.

Yoda is definitely worth some care and support.

Yoda I am not.

Elderly I am not.

[Kaveh]

Sheep is the plural of sheep

[BlackBellamy]

We've done it! We reached the magic 100k! U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A.!

https://imgur.com/DRv8Ene.jpg

Here you go, if you have successfully survived at the point this arbitrary milestone was reached, you can go ahead and print out your Certifique du Viral Acheive:

https://imgur.com/JTBVMRG.jpg

If you did not survive I guess good luck and all that.

Also, if you're wondering why cancer patients were counted as covid deaths and why covid deaths were counted as he just ded and what do any of these numbers really mean and where do they come from, well maybe you're just wondering too much. I mean it's ok to wonder, just don't let that stop you from having a good time. Because you deserve it! You are a survivor. And a hero. Yes, I said it. A hero.

[magnetaress]

We've done it! We reached the magic 100k! U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A.!

https://imgur.com/DRv8Ene.jpg

Here you go, if you have successfully survived at the point this arbitrary milestone was reached, you can go ahead and print out your Certifique du Viral Acheive:

https://imgur.com/JTBVMRG.jpg

If you did not survive I guess good luck and all that.

Also, if you're wondering why cancer patients were counted as covid deaths and why covid deaths were counted as he just ded and what do any of these numbers really mean and where do they come from, well maybe you're just wondering too much. I mean it's ok to wonder, just don't let that stop you from having a good time. Because you deserve it! You are a survivor. And a hero. Yes, I said it. A hero.
Not even half a million. Number is also inflated.

Just shameful.

[Woke Locc]

Not even half a million. Number is also inflated.

Just shameful.

Kinda falls apart when you compare data from prior years. Something is killing people.

Maybe it's opioids.

[Ennewi]

https://youtu.be/_IqO8p0uUwg

[Woke Locc]

https://i.imgur.com/PJd5SKQ.jpg (https://thecritic.co.uk/were-all-in-the-big-numbers-now/)

[beep_bop_fembot]

Kinda falls apart when you compare data from prior years. Something is killing people.

Maybe it's opioids.

Or, it could be this virus that came out of China that everyone is talking about.

[magnetaress]

I wish I had some opoids right now. My hip is fucking on fire.

[Gwaihir]

Or, it could be this virus that came out of China that everyone is talking about.

Derp derp.

Dun-duh-duh

Beep brrrm lock it down forever.

Derp

Breath through your nose.

Beep-boop

Shim's not wearing zer mask!

Derp

What does an economy matter, when we're saving lives!

Derp

At least weeds legal, and essential business!

[gherron]

Derp derp.

Dun-duh-duh

Beep brrrm lock it down forever.

Derp

Breath through your nose.

Beep-boop

Shim's not wearing zer mask!

Derp

What does an economy matter, when we're saving lives!

Derp

At least weeds legal, and essential business!

If anything bad happens to people, economically, they can always just pull themselves up by their bootstraps or tap into their savings. There’s no need to risk American lives.

[Kaveh]

If anything bad happens to people, economically, they can always just pull themselves up by their bootstraps or tap into their savings. There’s no need to risk American lives.

We’re paying $30 / hr for people to do nothing, hardly bootstraps

But I agree that prioritizing the economy over american lives is pretty gay

[Kich867]

Derp derp.

Dun-duh-duh

Beep brrrm lock it down forever.

Derp

Breath through your nose.

Beep-boop

Shim's not wearing zer mask!

Derp

What does an economy matter, when we're saving lives!

Derp

At least weeds legal, and essential business!

Do you not breath through your nose? :confused:

[BlackBellamy]

We’re paying $30 / hr for people to do nothing, hardly bootstraps

But I agree that prioritizing the economy over american lives is pretty gay

Whoosh. What savings?

So you propose we prioritize american lives over the economy? Oh sure, just wondering what your personal threshold is. Last year we lost a 1000 construction workers, should we shut down the housing industry over it? I mean 1000 is a lot! We lost 460 waste management guys. You feel aight about processing your own garbage from now on?

Do you have a number in your head? Like how many covid deaths per day are ok to keep the barbershops open? Or is this a general feeling that something must be done and we are doing something so therefore we should be doing that thing?

[Jimjam]

There are shades between complete lockdown and fully open economy. The point is to adapt the degree of lockdown to keep medical facilities from being overwhelmed which would cause unnecessary death, meanwhile minimising socioeconomic impacts of those preventative measures.

It’s not really that different to not going back to work for two days after an upset stomach. Precaution to prevent the spread of illness. You’re employer is incentivised to give sick pay as to not ruin the productivity of the workforce with uncontrolled infection.

Regarding construction deaths, where I’m from this is a big issue and it is being addressed: unsafe work practices are clamped down on, workers are given the right (and duty) to refuse to work in unsafe conditions, and the entire industry is having a culture change which is saving lives.

[solleks]

Car accidents commuting to work. Lets all stay home and masterbate and get loaded on pills and booze. Safety bull shit inflates the fuck out of construction costs its now unreasonable to build things in certain places unless u are alrady rich

[Kich867]

Car accidents commuting to work. Lets all stay home and masterbate and get loaded on pills and booze. Safety bull shit inflates the fuck out of construction costs its now unreasonable to build things in certain places unless u are alrady rich

One time I drove on the highway, came home, suddenly cars were flying through the walls. It was pretty crazy. Like, how'd I bring all these cars home? Isn't that weird?

[Gwaihir]

One time I drove on the highway, came home, suddenly cars were flying through the walls. It was pretty crazy. Like, how'd I bring all these cars home? Isn't that weird?

Like the Kool-Aid guy? Except instead of doling out Kool-Aid, he was doling out beerskis from his half finished 30-pack of BL.

That's awesome.

[Kich867]

Regarding construction deaths, where I’m from this is a big issue and it is being addressed: unsafe work practices are clamped down on, workers are given the right (and duty) to refuse to work in unsafe conditions, and the entire industry is having a culture change which is saving lives.

It's almost like without regulations people will disregard human lives for profit and its been shown throughout history that this unanimously always happens. Until they're explicitly told they aren't allowed to because that shit is insane.

[Woke Locc]

Car accidents commuting to work. Lets all stay home and masterbate and get loaded on pills and booze. Safety bull shit inflates the fuck out of construction costs its now unreasonable to build things in certain places unless u are alrady rich

What do we do if the baby poops in the tub? 💩

[Kich867]

Like the Kool-Aid guy? Except instead of doling out Kool-Aid, he was doling out beerskis from his half finished 30-pack of BL.

That's awesome.

You ever have a rum-lite? Shot or two of your favorite rum, pour a bud-lite in. Not bad, not great, but not bad.

[Bigsham]

We’re paying $30 / hr for people to do nothing, hardly bootstraps

But I agree that prioritizing the economy over american lives is pretty gay

99% of americans have 0 savings because they are stupid as fuck

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

I cant see what he is putting but good to see Solleks is still upto his multi posting antics :D

I would bet money at least 25% of them contain the word "Cuck" "boot lick test" or him professing his sobriety.

[Kich867]

I cant see what he is putting but good to see Solleks is still upto his multi posting antics :D

I would bet money at least 25% of them contain the word "Cuck" "boot lick test" or him professing his sobriety.

You're spot on.

[magnetaress]

Fuck the government(s).

And especially fuck you.

[Jimjam]

Car accidents commuting to work. Lets all stay home and masterbate and get loaded on pills and booze. Safety bull shit inflates the fuck out of construction costs its now unreasonable to build things in certain places unless u are alrady rich

This is one of many reasons why governments invest in public transport; it reduces many of the social and environmental harms of private transport, while retaining many of the economic benefits.

Safety regs might seem expensive, but they greatly increases the profitable life of workers, so give a better overall economic benefit.

[magnetaress]

I just want an ak47 and harems

[Kaveh]

Whoosh. What savings?

So you propose we prioritize american lives over the economy? Oh sure, just wondering what your personal threshold is. Last year we lost a 1000 construction workers, should we shut down the housing industry over it? I mean 1000 is a lot! We lost 460 waste management guys. You feel aight about processing your own garbage from now on?

Do you have a number in your head? Like how many covid deaths per day are ok to keep the barbershops open? Or is this a general feeling that something must be done and we are doing something so therefore we should be doing that thing?

It was possible to have done better. I’m sorry having the highest death toll is an accomplishment to you, but the fate of the entire planet depends on Americans becoming smarter. I’m on my way out buddy, it’s incumbent upon you and those younger than you to seek Christ. Without him, you’ll never reach Valhalla in your fight against the Yellow Menace

China delenda est

[magnetaress]

It was possible to have done better. I’m sorry having the highest death toll is an accomplishment to you, but the fate of the entire planet depends on Americans becoming smarter. I’m on my way out buddy, it’s incumbent upon you and those younger than you to seek Christ. Without him, you’ll never reach Valhalla in your fight against the Yellow Menace

China delenda est

*Fake news rustles Arabian cowboy*

China delende est though

I had my shit together at one point folks.



build your empires
kill poor people
bill the middle class


It's the only way. Don't be a dumb fuck and develop a conscience. It will destroy you, and your portfolios.

Look, I am not being flippant here. I am absolutely serious.

[Woke Locc]

bill the middle class


Look, I am not being flippant here. I am absolutely serious.

[solleks]

Cuck dont lick boots . stay sober. Fuckin brilliant

[Gwaihir]

*Fake news rustles Arabian cowboy*

China delende est though

I had my shit together at one point folks.



build your empires
kill poor people
bill the middle class


It's the only way. Don't be a dumb fuck and develop a conscience. It will destroy you, and your portfolios.

Look, I am not being flippant here. I am absolutely serious.

Well, yeah. The parable of the talents applies here, but im not going to unpack anything for the dotardly lest we throw pearls before swine.

[BlackBellamy]

but the fate of the entire planet depends on Americans becoming smarter.

The fate of the entire planet depends on the Slavs remaining hard and true. They're the only ones that can get out there to fight the asteroids. When you need a giant semi-reliable flame-spouting rocket up in three days so you can save humanity don't go looking for some subservient west-of-Hajnal retard with a weak chin and low sperm count to save you.

The first man in space was a Slav and the last one will be too, Orthodox God willing.

https://imgur.com/HN8vKYf.jpg

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/9H2DNI0.jpg

[BlackBellamy]

The greatest letter ever written.

[Woke Locc]

Well, yeah. The parable of the talents applies here, but im not going to unpack anything for the dotardly lest we throw pearls before swine.

https://i.imgur.com/cdnj35a.jpg

[Kaveh]

The fate of the entire planet depends on the Slavs remaining hard and true. They're the only ones that can get out there to fight the asteroids. When you need a giant semi-reliable flame-spouting rocket up in three days so you can save humanity don't go looking for some subservient west-of-Hajnal retard with a weak chin and low sperm count to save you.

The first man in space was a Slav and the last one will be too, Orthodox God willing.

https://imgur.com/HN8vKYf.jpg

The Slavs huh

I’m not optimistic then

[BlackBellamy]

I’m not optimistic then

Awesome, you've taken the first step toward joining the Slavic race! Now along with despair you need a strong woman, someone who can shoot down Corona UFOs and use her wide hips to bear you strong children.

https://imgur.com/hTFzLVx.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/iXSD74c.png

The Cossacks' reply came as a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

— Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Kinda racist, but I will let it slide.

[Woke Locc]

Awesome, you've taken the first step toward joining the Slavic race! Now along with despair you need a strong woman, someone who can shoot down Corona UFOs and use her wide hips to bear you strong children.

https://imgur.com/hTFzLVx.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/s5K9CFq.jpg

[Woke Locc]

https://i.imgur.com/KUE3bBO.gifSCOTUS DECISIONhttps://i.imgur.com/KUE3bBO.gif

In a 5-4 decision Friday, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s guidance to restrict religious gatherings.

The court denied injunctive relief for South Bay United Pentecostal Church. Justices cast significant doubt on the church’s case, siding with state guidelines that limit attendance in places of worship to 25% or a maximum of 100 attendees.

Over the dissent of the four more conservative justices, Chief Justice John Roberts joined the court's four liberals in turning away a request from the church, based in Chula Vista, California, in the San Diego area.

The church argued that limits on how many people can attend their services violate constitutional guarantees of religious freedom and had been seeking an order in time for services on Sunday. The church said it has crowds of 200 to 300 people for its services.

Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote in dissent that the restriction “discriminates against places of worship and in favor of comparable secular businesses. Such discrimination violates the First Amendment.” Kavanaugh pointed to supermarkets, restaurants, hair salons, cannabis dispensaries and other businesses that are not subject to the same restrictions.

Roberts wrote in brief opinion that the restrictions allowing churches to reopen “appear consistent" with the First Amendment. Roberts said similar or more severe limits apply to concerts, movies and sporting events “where large groups of people gather in close proximity for extended periods of time.”

[DMN]

Roberts has never seen a governmental power he didn't want broadened.

Another unflushable Bush era turd.

[Canelek]

A good way to settle the church issue:

http://i.imgur.com/Wd7pXSP.jpg (https://imgur.com/Wd7pXSP)

[DMN]

A good way to settle the church issue:

http://i.imgur.com/Wd7pXSP.jpg (https://imgur.com/Wd7pXSP)

Edgy stuff, straight from mom's basement.

[Canelek]

I do not know where you live, but I am not going to argue with you about what your mom's basement contains.

You have to admit it would be a pretty slick print though, eh?

[magnetaress]

A good way to settle the church issue:

http://i.imgur.com/Wd7pXSP.jpg (https://imgur.com/Wd7pXSP)

u know if they all stood up stared down and circled wide, those lions would probably back off a lil haha

they'd still pounce, but they'd think twice about who goes first!

[solleks]

The proportions are a mess in that artwork

[magnetaress]

The proportions are a mess in that artwork

I think the poor guy just wanted an excuse to portray the hungry lions as victims. And just liked drawing the cats.

[Baler]

How many protestors have covid.

[magnetaress]

How many protestors have covid.

Probably all of them now if they didn't already.

[Baler]

We're still technically in a pandemic correct?

[magnetaress]

We're still technically in a pandemic correct?

Look I don't have any answers as I literally just crawled out of my tub after washing a months shit and puke outa my own hair.

Can people probably peacefully and safely protest and get their message heard during a pandemic while disenfranchising those who would be violent and unsafe? Sure. I can think of a ton of ways.

Get 5 people to sing and dance a message a safe 8 ft apart from each other and wearing ppe. Do a virtual protest or sit in on online games.

Disrupt the news broadcasts safely by jamming their signals or gently disconnect their ethernet and coaxial broadband.

There's a ton of things people can do during this time to make sure we don't forget a wrong or to shame the perpetrator. That's not what is happening though.

People just want violence and vengeance. They've been caged and sedated so long they just know how to make a dangerous mess. Not how to destroy the system or reach real high value targets.

I rest my case.

[Sibelia1]

u know if they all stood up stared down and circled wide, those lions would probably back off a lil haha

they'd still pounce, but they'd think twice about who goes first!

mechanically speaking, thats an amazingly insightful take on gladiatorial death fantasy

[magnetaress]

mechanically speaking, thats an amazingly insightful take on gladiatorial death fantasy

I enjoy simulating death repeatedly. Was born to it. It's like the only thing aside from holding a rifle in my arms that I truly love. Actually I don't love anything but my neurons are very use to reflex.

[Bigsham]

What is simulating death are you masterbating and trying to hang yourself?

[magnetaress]

What is simulating death are you masterbating and trying to hang yourself?

You're not wrong, but isn't hat what living is? We are all hanging essentially, existentially speaking, the universe is going to kill us in due time, but we want to make it last and savor it.

Except me, I am not normal and you shouldn't interact with me on this level if you know what is good for you lol.

[Woke Locc]

Look I don't have any answers as I literally just crawled out of my tub after washing a months shit and puke outa my own hair.

Can people probably peacefully and safely protest and get their message heard during a pandemic while disenfranchising those who would be violent and unsafe? Sure. I can think of a ton of ways.

Get 5 people to sing and dance a message a safe 8 ft apart from each other and wearing ppe. Do a virtual protest or sit in on online games.

Disrupt the news broadcasts safely by jamming their signals or gently disconnect their ethernet and coaxial broadband.

There's a ton of things people can do during this time to make sure we don't forget a wrong or to shame the perpetrator. That's not what is happening though.

People just want violence and vengeance. They've been caged and sedated so long they just know how to make a dangerous mess. Not how to destroy the system or reach real high value targets.

I rest my case.

Hi stinky, I'm Dad

[solleks]

Is all bull shit. Is a sick talking point, the disease everyone craves. Ill bump this thread when the media quiets down about it and u fuckin tards will shrug it off

2-28-20. took longer than i thought but here come the shrugs

[magnetaress]

U think after the riots ppl will still care about masks?

[Jimjam]

Honestly riots and corona have a really strong mask synergy. I’m starting to think Big Mask are manipulating society to become mask dependant so the oligarchs have even more mask money to bathe in.

I bet next thing will be global warming/flooding and we’ll all be mandated to wear snorkel masks.

[magnetaress]

Honestly riots and corona have a really strong mask synergy. I’m starting to think Big Mask are manipulating society to become mask dependant so the oligarchs have even more mask money to bathe in.

I bet next thing will be global warming/flooding and we’ll all be mandated to wear snorkel masks.

A good church gal made and gave out a bunch of really beautiful free masks. They are really high quality. I got one with apples on it. It's quite pretty and I will wear it proudly if I go out in public again.

It'll be awhile before the government clamps down on free masks. And implements legal mask specifications. Goes after mask startups who aren't licensing government mandated iMask technologies.

[Mblake81]

Haha, iMask.

Not compatible with standard straps, if strap breaks it must be serviced at Genius branded strap repair facility.

iMask: Only for the creative people to avoid virus and to riot. (https://youtu.be/jCb-WcxO5SU?t=51)

[BlackBellamy]

Patent pending.

https://imgur.com/IC63k1A.jpg
https://imgur.com/ETxrbG2.jpg
https://imgur.com/eFo1ODG.jpg
https://imgur.com/LqWgeeQ.gif
https://imgur.com/ohFuLpj.jpg

[Gwaihir]

Always nice to see the full circle round-about.

It was a great run, Corona-chan.

We laughed, we cried, we wished death upon each other for not believing in the sanctity of godless nihilistic futilism.... well, not we in the sense of all of us, but still.. we had a good time.

Looking back, what's really important, is the friends we made along the way.

[magnetaress]

Always nice to see the full circle round-about.

It was a great run, Corona-chan.

We laughed, we cried, we wished death upon each other for not believing in the sanctity of godless nihilistic futilism.... well, not we in the sense of all of us, but still.. we had a good time.

Looking back, what's really important, is the friends we made along the way.

[Bigsham]

Corona is a joke, until you get it

at almost 7 weeks i still have symptoms as it comes in waves

i hope all the protesters get it

[Domo]

https://i.imgur.com/nioo9FP.png

[BlackBellamy]

https://i.imgur.com/nioo9FP.png

Here's a little history lesson my propaganda-spreading friend:

1940 -- The Selective Service Act passes which allows the government to force people to be soldiers.

1942 -- The US prohibits volunteering for armed services. All intake is now through the involuntary draft.

1945 -- The number of people forced to be soldiers reach 10,000,000. Of the ten million people forced to be soldiers, 416,800 are mostly buried overseas, never to return to their land.

2020 -- "I need to sacrifice myself for the collective good of my country...." People who were told to fight the Nazis or go to prison or the firing squad are now lauded as self-sacrificing volunteering hero-supermen.

The lesson here is that the government will force us to wear masks and force is to isolate and force us to do whatever they fucking want, and 50 years from now we're all going to be shining examples of self-sacrifice and volunteerism for our collective good. Just like the poor saps who got thrown into the meatgrinder in the 1940s so they could solve European political problems with American blood.

[Patriam1066]

Brazil is about to pass pretty much every individual country in Europe in terms of deaths. It’s not going away sadly

[Bigsham]

That is because latin people lack a surfactant in their lungs and many will die within 24 hours of exposure because it depletes all the oxygen in their blood and they suffocate.

They are trying to keep this silent but it will get out.

[Jimjam]

Latin as in Italian/Spanish descended? Or as in Latin American?

[Bigsham]

Latin as in Italian/Spanish descended? Or as in Latin American?

Hispanic

They will make up the majority of the deaths when this is over, by more then 50%

its a genetic condition that has to do with their lungs

[Baler]

Corona was a stepping stone to isolate and destroy mom n' pop shops.

Corporations can recover and they want full control of America.

[Baler]

2, 3, 4+ months of no business for an illness that never killed millions. in a single location.

Corporations played us all for fools and it's the honest people who are suffering.

Corporations can recover in the snap of a finger, many local and small businesses will be destroyed forever.

[Jimjam]

They said automation wouldn’t reach the workplace as the employees wouldn’t stand for it... there are no employees now to be put out of work...

How will the regular people scrape a survival now?

[Sibelia1]

Remember the Great Fear of 1789 and the aristocratic "famine plot"

[Baler]

I know some families that could only survive by enrolling for unemployment. Going back to work with limited hours/work simply can't cut it for their bills. let alone basic needs. I'm not trying to justify anyone's spending habits but there is something larger at play here. To separate people back into a lower class.

[Baler]

Remember the Great Fear of 1789 and the aristocratic "famine plot"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacte_de_Famine

What people aren't aware of is that this is happening in real life modern day with precious limited metals on earth. Platinum and the such.

Yes platinum does go into catalytic converters for your car. woo slow clap..

But the main brunt of precious metals are hoarded by governments or used in war technology. The computers the gov uses are far past what the general public has access too. Many people have no idea about this.

[BlackBellamy]

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/26/2020-election-democrats-281470

The general election scenario that Democrats are dreading!

And what are they dreading? Read the article and gnash your teeth. Those motherfuckers are dreading that the economy improves. That people find jobs, that they start to make money, that they're not starving and beholden.

Dirty fuck-ass garbage people. Imagine the cynicism where you're willing to throw innocent Americans into a garbage disposal so your guy can win.


"We are about to see the best economic data we’ve seen in the history of this country," says a top former economic adviser to Obama.

The former Cabinet secretaries and Federal Reserve chairs in the Zoom boxes were confused, though some of the Republicans may have been newly relieved and some of the Democrats suddenly concerned.

"Everyone looked puzzled and thought I had misspoken," Furman said in an interview. Instead of forecasting a prolonged Depression-level economic catastrophe, Furman laid out a detailed case for why the months preceding the November election could offer Trump the chance to brag -- truthfully -- about the most explosive monthly employment numbers and gross domestic product growth ever.

...

Furman’s counterintuitive pitch has caused some Democrats, especially Obama alumni, around Washington to panic. "This is my big worry," said a former Obama White House official who is still close to the former president. Asked about the level of concern among top party officials, he said, "It's high-- high, high, high, high."

Here's is the Democrat party mouthpiece and harbinger of doom hoping for disaster earlier today:

https://imgur.com/ivHpSQa.jpg

OOOPS! Time for an about face just hours later:

https://imgur.com/yWpB8Ct.jpg

[BlackBellamy]

https://imgur.com/cfHwUnC.jpg

https://imgur.com/1sncUL5.jpg

[kjs86z]

at least the riots got rona cancelled

im thinking alien invasion for the next news cycle

[magnetaress]

Amazon is doing amazingly well despite rural Americans basically subsisting on welfare and retirement funds.

It is actually a good time for the economy and to be a young person with your future ahead of you. You could in fact do something incredible if you have the motivation, education, and ability. There are more opportunities now than we had in 2014.

That said, I am not of that fortunate demographic, but I am not interested in shooting that demographic in the foot either. I agree more and more with the guy guest writing for Politico and WaPo is dumb.

[Patriam1066]

2014 was fine as well, there’s been opportunity in America since 1776

Personal weakness is a personal problem, seek Christ

[Mblake81]

Amazon is doing amazingly well despite rural Americans basically subsisting on welfare and retirement funds.

Out in the woods, stick folk, hill billies, yokels, rubes.

Rural sounds so sophisticated, why I bet they eat butter with their grits. *whitles* fancy.

Guy: "Hey can you use that in a sentence?"

Redneck: "Hell yea, so that rural elf makes fun of that Adobe elf"

[Patriam1066]

I don’t often eat grits, but they’re pretty damn good

[Snortles Chortles]

extra butter please

[magnetaress]

Out in the woods, stick folk, hill billies, yokels, rubes.

Rural sounds so sophisticated, why I bet they eat butter with their grits. *whitles* fancy.

Guy: "Hey can you use that in a sentence?"

Redneck: "Hell yea, so that rural elf makes fun of that Adobe elf"

Look, I am not calling them ignorant or backwards today, but they don't have the F35s and trademarks to compete with Amazon in general. As soon as one becomes even moderately successful, they have few options, sell their business to Amazon or buy a subscription to an Amazon service and remain a serfsidiary or get shut down by the mob and the feds for operating illegal on the black market, without a license, or w/e. Or poaching gulf shrimp with toxic levels of pollutants that aren't legally allowed to be sold at the supermarket, so like the mexican shrimp farms which are owned by Amazon now have all the business and are now operated by robots.

See:

New businesses should definitely start up with automation. Human labor is pretty unreliable. Then they riot. That too.

There will be a lot less investment in human capital going forward because people are essentially worthless. I doubt that government can fix this.

However there will be niche markets for hand crafted goods and personal services going forward. People will certainly need someone to talk to about all this automation. And the best of the best companies will still hire the most professional personnel and use them as a selling point vs the companies with the weird AI. However that weird AI will probably become the norm that the lowest classes of humans are expected to model their behavioral patterns around.

TLDR Shrimp costs skyrocket, poor people are forced to subsist on government big soy. And robots manufactured in China with Russian steel, put to work in Mexico produce all our luxury goods.

[Sibelia1]

they made it so you can order food from amazon with your food stamps. I tried it, 'cause I do have those despite retiring wealthy under 30 (my finances are hard to explain). The trail mix is okay, the mixed nuts are stale. Walmart is better for quality.

[magnetaress]

they made it so you can order food from amazon with your food stamps. I tried it, 'cause I do have those despite retiring wealthy under 30 (my finances are hard to explain). The trail mix is okay, the mixed nuts are stale. Walmart is better for quality.

yeah walmart is still better for non specialty goods not from overseas can confirm

[Tethler]

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/26/2020-election-democrats-281470

The general election scenario that Democrats are dreading!

And what are they dreading? Read the article and gnash your teeth. Those motherfuckers are dreading that the economy improves. That people find jobs, that they start to make money, that they're not starving and beholden.

Dirty fuck-ass garbage people. Imagine the cynicism where you're willing to throw innocent Americans into a garbage disposal so your guy can win.





Here's is the Democrat party mouthpiece and harbinger of doom hoping for disaster earlier today:

https://imgur.com/ivHpSQa.jpg

OOOPS! Time for an about face just hours later:

https://imgur.com/yWpB8Ct.jpg

This is just people going back to work isn't it? People are surprised by this?

Lockdown eases/stops -> people resume working

What am I missing here?

[Baler]

You can tell people are back to work around here.
It's night and day difference from a couple weeks ago.

[BlackBellamy]

This is just people going back to work isn't it? People are surprised by this?

Lockdown eases/stops -> people resume working

What am I missing here?

YES! and YES!

A giant portion of the 'recovery' is restaurant workers and also all those companies who took stimulus payments in exchange for having to call the employees back instead of keeping them laid off. Things that you and I and other clear-thinking and reasonable people were expecting.

My point is that other people, who also probably think themselves smart and reasonable, were so blinded in their expectations of failure and dread that they were rubbing their hands together right until the moment the numbers came out.

[Woke Locc]

all those companies who took stimulus payments in exchange for having to call the employees back instead of keeping them laid off.

Is this revolution? :p

[Snortles Chortles]

workers, join us!

[Sibelia1]

yippee we successfully got back to work and underwrote an aristocracy for the rest of time while extracting zero political concessions

[Bigsham]

they made it so you can order food from amazon with your food stamps. I tried it, 'cause I do have those despite retiring wealthy under 30 (my finances are hard to explain). The trail mix is okay, the mixed nuts are stale. Walmart is better for quality.

Living with your parents as a stay at home son past age 30 does not count as retiring. Sorry if you are confused and high on hormones.

[Sibelia1]

Living with your parents as a stay at home son past age 30 does not count as retiring. Sorry if you are confused and high on hormones.

I would give you my best retort but you would neither recognize the names nor believe me if u did.

[Mblake81]

yippee we successfully got back to work and underwrote an aristocracy for the rest of time while extracting zero political concessions

A lot of disgruntled people online and in media over the years (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OhIdDNtSv0). You should be upset.

[solleks]

Biiiiiiiiiiig shrugs hyoooj shrugs

[solleks]

Anybody still afraid of the scary and real virus anymore? Or just lots of shrugging

[magnetaress]

Anybody still afraid of the scary and real virus anymore? Or just lots of shrugging

🤷*♀️

[BlackBellamy]

Anybody still afraid of the scary and real virus anymore? Or just lots of shrugging

Oh no I'm still completely petrified. I'm just thinking of the moment that the Second Wave comes because mutation and crowds, probably to coincide with the not guilty verdict for Derek and the Dominants because fentanyl and training.

[DoodyLich666]

We shall see pretty soon here how these large gatherings of people throughout major US cities has affected the proliferation of this virus. It is strange how amongst people who I know personally, those who wanted to shut down the global economy for a year a couple weeks ago are also the most vocal about the need to take to the streets. I guess we might find out what exactly this new virus can do.

[solleks]

Give a good logical reason why you think that

[BlackBellamy]

We shall see pretty soon here how these large gatherings of people throughout major US cities has affected the proliferation of this virus. It is strange how amongst people who I know personally, those who wanted to shut down the global economy for a year a couple weeks ago are also the most vocal about the need to take to the streets. I guess we might find out what exactly this new virus can do.

Oh you're seeing it already! You like that little dip at the beginning of May where people were like yay we're winning this and then also at the same time other people were like we're really getting fed up with this shit? And then right after people were like let's protest this one thing and also Memorial Day can't keep us out of the parks and woo hoo here we go protesting this other thing. Up up and away!

https://imgur.com/fnu2cTN.jpg

edit: can't argue this rise is attributed to increased testing because everyone who is testing is already testing at maximum throughput and testing rates aren't really increasing
added green line to show when the news media started to report mass protests against the lockdown, blue line to where the protests/riots started

[Gwaihir]

but, the news said that mass gatherings for the purpose of protesting police brutality would not negatively impact the public health, while simultaneously saying that mass gatherings to protest the extension of lockdowns would, last weekend!

[Evia]

but, the news said that mass gatherings for the purpose of protesting police brutality would not negatively impact the public health, while simultaneously saying that mass gatherings to protest the extension of lockdowns would, last weekend!

Whatever fits the aGenDa

[Blingy]

Hey BlackBellamy

I use to follow that John Hopkins stuff fairly close. After discovering my state and county also kept track of all this covid19 stuff I started comparing notes. After talking to friends from around the country it seems a lot of places have more up to date and accurate numbers.

John Hopkins is severely outdated and sensationalist garbage at this point. It serves no purpose beyond making people think the world is ending and we're all going to die.

[solleks]

Staged raciat events have erased da coco virus

hyoooooooj shrugs

[gherron]

Hey BlackBellamy

I use to follow that John Hopkins stuff fairly close. After discovering my state and county also kept track of all this covid19 stuff I started comparing notes. After talking to friends from around the country it seems a lot of places have more up to date and accurate numbers.

John Hopkins is severely outdated and sensationalist garbage at this point. It serves no purpose beyond making people think the world is ending and we're all going to die.

I looked at random counties from John Hopkins versus the actual county site. John Hopkins is updating every day while I see some counties lagging behind. One example of this is the Alabama numbers.

Without revealing your own state and county, can you tell us some of the other places that have numbers which are off?

[magnetaress]

When lizards get corona virus they start bleeding from their eyes uncontrollably then they just spew blood up all over their computer screens and their head explodes like in Total Recall.

[Blingy]

I'm in Washington. John Hopkins is showing accurate total cases at 23k. They're close enough to total deaths at 1190.

However they're also still showing 23,178 active cases. If you take a peek at Snohomish and Pierce Counties (King County has decided to not show active/recovered cases) most people have recovered.

One of my sisters lives in Jefferson County, Kentucky. Looking at the numbers published betwen JH and KDPH site shows a lot more people recovered.

My father and his wife live in Monmouth County, NJ. JH and their state website are showing total cumulative cases. Both are also showing positive recovered cases. What's missing are all the cases that were confirmed from March through early June but have since recovered. CDC website says if you test positive but showed no symptoms to self quarantine for 10 days.

Since getting all the data in one place is problematic (simply not out there) anybody that analyzes the data would have to conclude a lot of the positive cases that didn't end up in a health care facility from March through mid May have recovered. New Jersey still showing 124k active cases when most of those cases were diagnosed in March and early April....the sniff test is telling me "sensationalist garbage" is accurate.

[Domo]

Trump on coronavirus: 'If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any' (https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/502819-trump-on-coronavirus-if-we-stop-testing-right-now-wed-have-very-few-cases)

[magnetaress]

He's right tho.

[BlackBellamy]

Awesome, my honeypot RIOT post has finally produced the desired results, although it took a lot of baiting and a lot of pages.

Let's see who's next on the list...

Just kidding! Back to serious discussions!

https://summit.news/2020/06/17/another-covid-cover-up-in-china-bbc-reporter-says-numbers-dont-add-up-in-new-outbreak/

https://imgur.com/aU3GcOv.png

This is awesome, they're rounding people up again and throwing them on buses and off to the quarantine camp with the lot! And this is because of the European Salmon with a new Covid strain. WTF? Those crazy Chinese and their wacky excuses!

[Gwaihir]

As we were digging through pallets full of junk safely nestled in the top row of the pallet racks in the warehouse today, I came upon a brilliant discovery.

In what appeared, at first glance, to my subordinates, to just be an entire pallet of some 24ct of rusty old 3-gallon gravity pot brewing receptacles in need of a toss out, the query was proposed as to what to do with them. I inconspicuously told them to go ahead and haul the entire pallet over to the front corner of the warehouse, and advised them that we would give them to the metal recycler upon his next, what has now become, weekly visit to our campus for scrap metal borne of old repossessed espresso machines and what not.

As the crew departed for their scheduled lunch hour, a detrimental-oppression levied only upon those remedial "hourlies", whilst reserving the flexibility of a self-selected lunch break which typically ranges upward of 90 minutes to 2 hours on any given day for "essentials" such as myself, I quickly and quietly slinked over to the dark recess of the corner in which the gravity-pot receptacles were placed.

Unsealing each receptacle, one by one, and lavishing the sweet sweet covid-free air fortuitously hidden safely within, I spent the better part of an hour breathing deeply, reminiscing fondly, of a world before the advent of utter maskie retardation.

When they returned from their lunch break, I told them I changed my mind about the gravity pots, and that I'm gonna need them to go ahead and post them up on craigslist, for 10 bucks each, just to squeeze a little more blood out of the turnip, and followed up with them twice so far today, to ensure the task is seen through to fruition.

[magnetaress]

As we were digging through pallets full of junk safely nestled in the top row of the pallet racks in the warehouse today, I came upon a brilliant discovery.

In what appeared, at first glance, to my subordinates, to just be an entire pallet of some 24ct of rusty old 3-gallon gravity pot brewing receptacles in need of a toss out, the query was proposed as to what to do with them. I inconspicuously told them to go ahead and haul the entire pallet over to the front corner of the warehouse, and advised them that we would give them to the metal recycler upon his next, what has now become, weekly visit to our campus for scrap metal borne of old repossessed espresso machines and what not.

As the crew departed for their scheduled lunch hour, a detrimental-oppression levied only upon those remedial "hourlies", whilst reserving the flexibility of a self-selected lunch break which typically ranges upward of 90 minutes to 2 hours on any given day for "essentials" such as myself, I quickly and quietly slinked over to the dark recess of the corner in which the gravity-pot receptacles were placed.

Unsealing each receptacle, one by one, and lavishing the sweet sweet covid-free air fortuitously hidden safely within, I spent the better part of an hour breathing deeply, reminiscing fondly, of a world before the advent of utter maskie retardation.

When they returned from their lunch break, I told them I changed my mind about the gravity pots, and that I'm gonna need them to go ahead and post them up on craigslist, for 10 bucks each, just to squeeze a little more blood out of the turnip, and followed up with them twice so far today, to ensure the task is seen through to fruition.

Nice move.

[BlackBellamy]

I used to work with the guys from https://sealedair.com/ and believe me the last thing you want to be doing is inhaling that stuff. I'm not saying it's better or worse than the air you find inside a sealed box with a gravity b̶o̶n̶g̶ pot in it, but I am saying if you see one of those packing sealed plastic air bubbles, don't pop them and inhale that.

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/JSfa5x2.gif

[kjs86z]

https://i.imgur.com/JSfa5x2.gif

big sips

[Snortles Chortles]

big sniFFs

[BlackBellamy]

Sweden's state virologist said yesterday that herd immunity in the country has been surprisingly slow to develop.

Their conclusion was based on a study looking at whether hospital workers in Wuhan who were directly exposed to infected patients at the early stage of the outbreak had developed antibodies. The deadly new disease was first detected in the Chinese city late last year.

At least a quarter of the more than 23,000 samples tested could have been infected with the virus at some stage, according to the scientists. But only 4 per cent had developed antibodies as of April.

"People are unlikely to produce long-lasting protective antibodies against this virus," the researchers concluded.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3089476/there-may-be-no-immunity-against-covid-19-new-wuhan-study

I wonder if this lack of antibody production is another feature of this weaponized virus. Those crazy Chinese sure think of everything!