And what's the deal with maidenheads?

[Cecily]

What a scatter-brained, ADHD-fueled article about nothing. Following that woman's train of thought is painful. I thoroughly enjoy reading about all sorts of anatomy, but that just left me angry.

"I’ll say one more serious thing, then write the word puppy to cheer us up." That's how she starts her conclusion paragraph. I always suspected that the "as you can see" suggestion by my grade school teacher wasn't a great way to wrap my thoughts; but, as you can see, it can be much, much worse.

Fuck you and fuck the fact you probably made money writing this PoS.