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Old 07-27-2025, 12:02 AM
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LF prominent elf scientists to explain it to me

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The hymen remains an evolutionary mystery

This was going to be a light-hearted piece about the hymen, but it’s hard making jokes about the subjugation of the female body
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sigh,

protection against the insertion of foreign objects, and evidence of said act when it occurs when it isn't suppose to. cause you don't want the village paladins skinning dudes alive over mere hearsay and rumors for attention.

i assume is the evolutionary reason, unironically.
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Old 07-27-2025, 12:36 AM
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protection against the insertion of foreign objects, and evidence of said act when it occurs when it isn't suppose to. cause you don't want the village paladins skinning dudes alive over mere hearsay and rumors for attention.

i assume is the evolutionary reason, unironically.
So what would be the reason for the female that is protected from insertion to survive and proliferate over the female that is not protected from insertion to survive and proliferate?

I mean since we're being Darwinian and all.

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If hymens aren't scientific, then why shouldn't I believe in Biblical dinosaurs?

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