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Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:02 AM

And what's the deal with maidenheads?
 
LF prominent elf scientists to explain it to me

Quote:

The hymen remains an evolutionary mystery

This was going to be a light-hearted piece about the hymen, but it’s hard making jokes about the subjugation of the female body

Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:31 AM

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5e/9e/9d/5...f430698996.jpg

Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:32 AM

https://i.etsystatic.com/32974021/r/...70908_bpjc.jpg

Ekco 07-27-2025 12:34 AM

sigh,

protection against the insertion of foreign objects, and evidence of said act when it occurs when it isn't suppose to. cause you don't want the village paladins skinning dudes alive over mere hearsay and rumors for attention.

i assume is the evolutionary reason, unironically.

Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ekco (Post 3752511)
sigh,

protection against the insertion of foreign objects, and evidence of said act when it occurs when it isn't suppose to. cause you don't want the village paladins skinning dudes alive over mere hearsay and rumors for attention.

i assume is the evolutionary reason, unironically.

So what would be the reason for the female that is protected from insertion to survive and proliferate over the female that is not protected from insertion to survive and proliferate?

I mean since we're being Darwinian and all.

https://images.slideplayer.com/23/66...es/slide_4.jpg

Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:43 AM

https://i.imgur.com/JI2mBNu.png

Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:44 AM

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5017...,f8f8f8.u2.jpg

Swish 07-27-2025 12:47 AM

Seek help

Reiwa 07-27-2025 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish (Post 3752517)
Seek help

Can't say we can help you any more than we have.

Your sick islands must be their own physician.

Reiwa 07-27-2025 01:00 AM

If hymens aren't scientific, then why shouldn't I believe in Biblical dinosaurs?

Checkmate.


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