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Old 10-22-2013, 05:48 PM
Kagatob Kagatob is offline
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Before my break more proof that the south is still a century behind the times.

Nurse 1: (emphasize a southern belle accent) "Just now that patient called me a cracker."
Nurse 2: (old white lady) What's that mean?
Me: (blurted out, couldn't help it) That's a joke right?
Nurse 2: No. What's it mean?
Nurse 1: It's what black people call white people because they look like saltine crackers.

At that point I lost it a little. Taught them properly the slur's origins.

Afterwards she came up to me and tried to explain to me that "everyone down south thinks that's what it means".

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Old 10-22-2013, 05:53 PM
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Just an F.Y.I. she's 14 and depicted as such...
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:01 PM
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I want to take a solid large blunt object and beat everyone I see around me into a cumpled bloody pulp. Everyone. On a daily basis. I feel and visualize these urges. Sometimes I just want to wrap my fingers around someones throat and repeatedly slam their faces into objects.

Because they are stupid. Humans. And they breed. They need to be dominated and subjugated and destroyed.

I say we bring back eugenics and slavery.
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:12 PM
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The only thing worse than dumb people at work are the people who think they're smart and then go tell all their "friends" how stupid their coworkers are. Gossipy little bitch.
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:18 PM
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Gaffin #1 RNF champ, didnt read
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:42 PM
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The only thing worse than dumb people at work are the people who think they're smart and then go tell all their "friends" how stupid their coworkers are. Gossipy little bitch.
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Gaffin #1 RNF champ, didnt read
Things the unemployed say.
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:44 PM
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Troy is apparently terrible with women
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:50 PM
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Troy is apparently terrible with women
Elaborate. The ring on a particular woman's finger says otherwise.

Actually I don't care, you're the plebian who's favorite insult is " liberal".
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Old 10-22-2013, 07:01 PM
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Nurse: I like your scarf.
HBB: It's a keffiyeh!

Nurse: Doctor Young is taking me out tonight. I'm going to give him a piece of ass.
HBB: The last time I got a piece of ass was when the toilet paper ripped while wiping down an old man.

Nurse 1: Are you sniffing the bed pans!?
HBB: NO!!
Nurse 2: Gross dude.
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Old 10-22-2013, 07:56 PM
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I like you Kaga so back off nigguh, not unemployed dawg.
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