Kagatob's "Shit stupid Nurses/CNA's say" Thread.
 

CNA talking about wanting a new tattoo
Me: What kind of Tattoo?
CNA: Wings, but I want one good one and one messed up one.
Me: What kind of wings?
CNA: I just told you, one good one and one messed up one!
Me: No I mean, what from? You know, like demon wings? Angel wings?
CNA: What are you talking about? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Me: I'm asking if they are wings with feathers or not...
CNA: You just don't get it do you? *walks off*.

This was 10 minutes ago.

you just don't get it.

Jesus Christ-o, you dumb fuck. What's not to get?

Seems obvious:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4nzs93AAS1...1600/wings.jpg


Tony Shaloub is the Messed Up Wing and that handsome dude is the Good Wing.

Duh.

Sounds like she needs these kind...

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/m...ad%20wings.JPG

Lol real women

A+ post :D

About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

P.S. The penis is an organ. :)

is dat why you play with it so much OOOOOH