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Old 08-04-2013, 09:37 PM
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CNA talking about wanting a new tattoo
Me: What kind of Tattoo?
CNA: Wings, but I want one good one and one messed up one.
Me: What kind of wings?
CNA: I just told you, one good one and one messed up one!
Me: No I mean, what from? You know, like demon wings? Angel wings?
CNA: What are you talking about? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Me: I'm asking if they are wings with feathers or not...
CNA: You just don't get it do you? *walks off*.

This was 10 minutes ago.
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Old 08-04-2013, 09:49 PM
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you just don't get it.
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Old 08-04-2013, 09:51 PM
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Old 08-04-2013, 10:21 PM
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Old 08-04-2013, 10:58 PM
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Jesus Christ-o, you dumb fuck. What's not to get?

Seems obvious:

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Tony Shaloub is the Messed Up Wing and that handsome dude is the Good Wing.

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Old 08-04-2013, 11:05 PM
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Sounds like she needs these kind...

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Old 08-05-2013, 12:07 AM
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Old 08-05-2013, 12:26 AM
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Old 08-05-2013, 12:38 AM
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About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

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Old 08-05-2013, 12:58 AM
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is dat why you play with it so much OOOOOH
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