Kagatob's "Shit stupid Nurses/CNA's say" Thread.

[Hasbinbad]

an organ is a tissue group that performs a function.

in the case of say, your small and underdeveloped bicep, you have all sorts of tissues, skeletal muscle, tendon, ligament, vasculature, etc., that all work together to perform a function, specifically in this case, contracting, weakly, your forearm to your shoulder.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Obviously none of you actually had blue balls before, shit hurts.

[Hasbinbad]

i never get blue balls coz i always seal the deal

[Hasbinbad]

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[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's also this idea known as "civilization," in which individuals interact with each other in non-violent ways and respect the conflicting will of others. I understand the biological and mental evolution involved, but there's also self-control and freedom of will.

This obviously only applies to men about women. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely."

That is seriously one of the more regressive and backwards attitudes I've seen about male sexuality. For any person who has jumped into the purely sexual aspects of a relationship, you will understand that there are levels of intimacy, and an entire spectrum that spans more than your discharge.

Get your fanciful ideas back to la la land if you actually believe that when two people are at the point in a relationship that they are "making out" that any sexually healthy male isn't thinking about how far things could go.
Are you some kind of sheltered child or something?

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me guess, when you speak of "following through completely," you're speaking exclusively of the male orgasm, correct? That is the purpose of sex and the end of sex? Typical male chauvinist.

Absolutely, because I obviously assume that sexual relations only involve a male orgasm. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Put more words in my mouth, please.

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Calling a woman a tease because she pitied you

Ad-hominem projection.

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

enough to kiss you but doesn't want your slimy dick shoved inside her sacred vagina is pretty much the definition of "guilting."

Needs more feminist and less feminazi. Please try again. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i never get blue balls coz i always seal the deal

come on now, ive never ALWAYS sealed the deal, one time she just wanted to give me a bj.

[katrik]

Im also a healthcare professional.. One time one of our nurses administered a syringe of PO Lortab Elixir rectally. She got fired.. poor thing was probably worked to death. Still lols

[Kagatob]

Had a bunch of nurses today who didn't believe me that men could do kegels exercises, one of those nurses was a male [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] .
Even after looking it up 2 of them were convinced that exercising them would have no benefit for men. So silly.

[RestoreThis]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This obviously only applies to men about women. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Get your fanciful ideas back to la la land if you actually believe that when two people are at the point in a relationship that they are "making out" that any sexually healthy male isn't thinking about how far things could go.
Are you some kind of sheltered child or something?

Absolutely, because I obviously assume that sexual relations only involve a male orgasm. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Put more words in my mouth, please.

Ad-hominem projection.

Needs more feminist and less feminazi. Please try again. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Malice_Mizer]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Had a bunch of nurses today who didn't believe me that men could do kegels exercises

I'm afraid to ask how this conversation between you and a group of nurses began.

Do you just frequent hospitals and strike up conversations with "bunches of nurses" as the archetypal "know-it-all/I troll WebMD" patient?