Dream

[Glitch]

I had a crazy dream about Pokémon last night.

I was browsing through my Pokédex and everything seemed normal. Of course since I'm a Pokémon master, I've completed my national dex and I would have no reason to expect anything usual. However, while scrolling through, I noticed an entry without a Pokéball next to it (indicating that I've seen it, but have yet to catch it)

Its name was "The Virgin Mother" and took the form of an ant demon with a human face, and had giant arteries protruding from its thorax. I believe that the arteries would give it access to beam-type attacks and it might make a good be a good mixed sweeper.

The Virgin Mother
Bug/Dark
Speed Boost
HP/ATK/DEF/SpA/SpD/Spe
90/135/95/100/100/80

I think it could work with something like

Mixed Sweeper
THE VIRGIN MOTHER @ Life Orb
Speed Boost
252HP/44ATK/212Sp.A
Quiet

-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
-X-Scissor/Night Slash
-Growth

With lots of EVs in HP for additional bulk, The Virgin Mother can set up growth on turn 1 while gaining a speed boost at the end of the turn. Boltbeam for coverage, X-scissor for STAB Physical to break special walls like Blissey.