Dream
 

I had a crazy dream about Pokémon last night.

I was browsing through my Pokédex and everything seemed normal. Of course since I'm a Pokémon master, I've completed my national dex and I would have no reason to expect anything usual. However, while scrolling through, I noticed an entry without a Pokéball next to it (indicating that I've seen it, but have yet to catch it)

Its name was "The Virgin Mother" and took the form of an ant demon with a human face, and had giant arteries protruding from its thorax. I believe that the arteries would give it access to beam-type attacks and it might make a good be a good mixed sweeper.

The Virgin Mother
Bug/Dark
Speed Boost
HP/ATK/DEF/SpA/SpD/Spe
90/135/95/100/100/80

I think it could work with something like

Mixed Sweeper
THE VIRGIN MOTHER @ Life Orb
Speed Boost
252HP/44ATK/212Sp.A
Quiet

-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
-X-Scissor/Night Slash
-Growth

With lots of EVs in HP for additional bulk, The Virgin Mother can set up growth on turn 1 while gaining a speed boost at the end of the turn. Boltbeam for coverage, X-scissor for STAB Physical to break special walls like Blissey.

tell me how this dream makes you feel

i love glitch

Get out that master ball

I think I might make a good be a good mixed typer!

This dream makes me feel scared and confused and slightly turned on.

Less Pokémon more My Little Ponies.


My Little Ponymon?

one of the new legendaries is clearly a My Little Pony.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...st-d353w91.png


and yes, somebody did make the joke!

http://flankbook.amscpu.com/gallery3...g?m=1305285258

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I copied/pasted Glitch because I, too, felt this was important.

Also, Glitch: ILU.

:D