p99 nano fiction thread - 50 words or less

[skarlorn]

Six of us at KC were unable to find a camp.

Sleuth-work revealed efreeti was open.

The druid in our group ported us to Lavastorm, then I kicked him from the party.

No druids necessary.

Later on he left BDA because he felt like an outcast.

You're welcome, Oninokaze.

[indiscriminate_hater]

WTS one P99 account, barely used.

[Kaight]

Originally Posted by indiscriminate_hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

WTS one P99 account, barely used.

this is perfect

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[skarlorn]

Delivered as promised.

-Jeremy Irons, Elf Lord

[maskedmelon]

this one time, at hand camp, i chucked my shoe at the turnkey

and so from the basement, with my shoe it followed me

and i was barefoot and almost slipped, so it was slow

but I made it and reclaimed my shoe.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

[Rysky]

Originally Posted by ZiggyTheMuss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

Lol too soon?

[Panicsferd]

Originally Posted by ZiggyTheMuss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

That is pretty good. LMAO.

thanks for the laughs.

I decided to write a poem myself; here it is:

Shamsade's love for scamming is so great,
his heart melts for gear 'til the dusk of day.
The public outcries when he's away,
fleecing, stealing 'til day's dawn.

His methods are legendary,
Wondering when 'you'll be next,
Trading is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I need to try that Ceremonial Iksar Chestplate on first before I pay!"

[ndmx1000]

Originally Posted by ZiggyTheMuss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

LMFAO!!!! Now that's a Prime Time Rhyme!!!!

[Swish]

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The sun began to set on the horizon in Erud's Crossing as Monala cast her fishing pole. As the sandals and rusty daggers floated by, a bite! She spilt her beer bringing in her line, and alas the fish had escaped!

She meowed expressively.