p99 nano fiction thread - 50 words or less
 

Six of us at KC were unable to find a camp.

Sleuth-work revealed efreeti was open.

The druid in our group ported us to Lavastorm, then I kicked him from the party.

No druids necessary.

Later on he left BDA because he felt like an outcast.

You're welcome, Oninokaze.

WTS one P99 account, barely used.

Packets of Death
 

Delivered as promised.

-Jeremy Irons, Elf Lord

this one time, at hand camp, i chucked my shoe at the turnkey

and so from the basement, with my shoe it followed me

and i was barefoot and almost slipped, so it was slow

but I made it and reclaimed my shoe.

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

I think what you meant was...

Didn't log in, wen't outside in sunlight

The sun began to set on the horizon in Erud's Crossing as Monala cast her fishing pole. As the sandals and rusty daggers floated by, a bite! She spilt her beer bringing in her line, and alas the fish had escaped!

She meowed expressively.

Lol too soon?

LMFAO!!!! Now that's a Prime Time Rhyme!!!!

Disgraced deputy, washed out on Lendel's Lager, lead young leatherfoot lads to capture in goblin dungeon.

Now sits upon the throne as Lord Filbus Pickclaw.