Things ive learned in 16 yr of elfquest.

[maerilith]

#1 i am utterly alone, there are no friends
#2 nothing an elf accomplishes is but the tiny flicker of a nat being consumed in candle light
#3 no one will ever care about what i think
#4 humanity is irrelevant. there is no such thing
#5 everyone is an npc
#6 if you cant get yt, plug
#7 exp death is always worth it if you can take your shitty group down with you
#8 the only thing that matters to nerds is /played and raid attendance
#9 there are no winners in elfquest
#10 theres no yt in real life
#11 everyone cheats
#12 the biggest babies always have the most pixels banked
#13 aliens are ashamed of us
#14 jetfuel doesnt always melt steel beams
#15 ...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Wizards on fire in the depths of Nagafens Lair. I watched C-heals glitter in the dark near the lady Vox. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.