Things ive learned in 16 yr of elfquest.
 

#1 i am utterly alone, there are no friends
#2 nothing an elf accomplishes is but the tiny flicker of a nat being consumed in candle light
#3 no one will ever care about what i think
#4 humanity is irrelevant. there is no such thing
#5 everyone is an npc
#6 if you cant get yt, plug
#7 exp death is always worth it if you can take your shitty group down with you
#8 the only thing that matters to nerds is /played and raid attendance
#9 there are no winners in elfquest
#10 theres no yt in real life
#11 everyone cheats
#12 the biggest babies always have the most pixels banked
#13 aliens are ashamed of us
#14 jetfuel doesnt always melt steel beams
#15 ...

#16 Open the door, get on the floor
#17 Everybody walk the dinosaur

growing up we thought this was hilarious. like a meme before memes existed.

Be sure to keep us posted on all of your emotional highs and lows.

It still makes me lol when somebody does it right

anyone else sing that as they read it?

I actually did sadly... it made me want to time travel :(

Can anyone recommend a good therapist?

Dr. Kevorkian