the tried and true "she fell on my" or "I tripped and landed inside her" works!

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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law...912-1450304221

A MILLIONAIRE businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell.

Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his London flat after a night of drinking.

The Saudi property developer said he had already had sex with the young woman’s 24-year-old friend and it was possible he may have been exposed out of his underwear when he tripped.