Kagatob's "Shit stupid Nurses/CNA's say" Thread.

[Hasbinbad]

an organ is a tissue group that performs a function.

in the case of say, your small and underdeveloped bicep, you have all sorts of tissues, skeletal muscle, tendon, ligament, vasculature, etc., that all work together to perform a function, specifically in this case, contracting, weakly, your forearm to your shoulder.

[Hasbinbad]

i never get blue balls coz i always seal the deal

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i never get blue balls coz i always seal the deal

come on now, ive never ALWAYS sealed the deal, one time she just wanted to give me a bj.

[Hasbinbad]

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[katrik]

Im also a healthcare professional.. One time one of our nurses administered a syringe of PO Lortab Elixir rectally. She got fired.. poor thing was probably worked to death. Still lols

[Kagatob]

Had a bunch of nurses today who didn't believe me that men could do kegels exercises, one of those nurses was a male [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] .
Even after looking it up 2 of them were convinced that exercising them would have no benefit for men. So silly.

[Malice_Mizer]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Had a bunch of nurses today who didn't believe me that men could do kegels exercises

I'm afraid to ask how this conversation between you and a group of nurses began.

Do you just frequent hospitals and strike up conversations with "bunches of nurses" as the archetypal "know-it-all/I troll WebMD" patient?

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Malice_Mizer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm afraid to ask how this conversation between you and a group of nurses began.

Do you just frequent hospitals and strike up conversations with "bunches of nurses" as the archetypal "know-it-all/I troll WebMD" patient?

You are the quintessential retard. I'm a cardiac tech stationed on a Med Surg/GI floor.

Contrary to popular belief of the 'overworked american nurse', the nurses in the hospital that I work at have quite a bit of downtime and the bulk of them (night shift in particular) don't really care about "workplace appropriate" in casual conversation.

You are of course assuming that I broach these subjects, your assumption is of course wrong. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Please try again feminazi.

[RestoreThis]

>Med Surg/GI floor

translation: basic surgical tech making $15/hr.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by RestoreThis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

>Med Surg/GI floor

translation: basic surgical tech making $15/hr.

Not by much but it's more then that.

Double minimum wage is so pathetic I know... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]