Pooping at work

[eqholmes]

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Come into work. Log in to phone. Drink cup of tea. Go take giant dump.

40 minutes later, start working.

I like the cut of your jib, thats how I usually start out the day, the first hour I'm 70% asleep, to many times to count has that backsplash been whats woken me up. The whole seat cover thing for me though is the idea that people piss all over the seat cover and to think that im sitting on someones piss bothers me. As far as the sink and door handle to the bath room, use paper towels to open them or wait for some other poor sob to open it and slide on out.