Pooping at work
 

I love coffee and pretty much on schedule every day I got to poop at work. This seems like it must be a common occurrence to people. I hate Hate HATE public restrooms, so my question is how many seat covers or layers of toilet paper do you put down to protect yourself from others ass germs. Also make sure to toss some TP in the water, don’t want that back splash to hit you in the taint/hole/balls!!!! Ya you know what I'm talking about, that cold ass water striking you and making you cringe

Edit* fixed a bit of spelling

What would inspire you to make a thread for this? Just curious, really.

Because like clockwork I just went at my normal time and there were no seat covers, i normally use 3. In other words I'm bored at work :) so back to the question, how many do you use?

lol. it must sucks to have to go poo everyday at work especially when they all know what you are gonna do when you stand up of your chair... if you are on a chair ...... anyways the best trick is TO NOT work AT all do like me and sell drugs in the street so you can stay at home and POO At home anytime and play EQ all the time

I see bad days coming in the future simply by the post and responses thus far.

I used to love to poop at work when I was the only one there. Nothing better than getting paid to poo (well there are some things better....)

What sucks is when the bathroom is non-gender and you take a huge pile and when you come out there is a chick waiting to go. Then from that point she is going to associate that smell and your face. If its a fat chick i just smile and keep on walking without a worry :)

I never use covers. Typically, there are more germs in other places I'm more worried about. I really dont care about germs on my butt cheeks.

My suggestion would be to train those leg muscles for the McFloatiepants poo. If it takes you longer than a couple of minutes it can get quite tiresome.

So true, there's more germs on the sink and tap as well as the door handle or the towel dispenser... (well you get the idea) than on the actual seat....