p99 nano fiction thread - 50 words or less

[Panicsferd]

Originally Posted by ZiggyTheMuss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

That is pretty good. LMAO.

thanks for the laughs.

I decided to write a poem myself; here it is:

Shamsade's love for scamming is so great,
his heart melts for gear 'til the dusk of day.
The public outcries when he's away,
fleecing, stealing 'til day's dawn.

His methods are legendary,
Wondering when 'you'll be next,
Trading is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I need to try that Ceremonial Iksar Chestplate on first before I pay!"