god we used to be such nerds

[heartbrand]

Farzo's post surprisingly on point and accurate

[Genedin]

holy rustled NEETs batman!

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Farzo's post surprisingly on point and accurate

Except the part about only being made fun of for season 1 PvP.

[Ragnaros]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I remember my first VP kill.

I had just joined the sever...nizzar had just been banned and Nizze was been geared.

Lotta rumours and shit flying around.

Azrael players cornering u to dump their version of the server history on u.

Vapo eye balling u coz u might take his alts loot if u become a member.

Rallyd roaring in TS attacking the nee members tying 2 sound tough coz vapo was his pal (guy probably would have been deleted out of most normal guilds.)

PD dies....nizze gets 2 loot the shield people ceacking jokes about eta till ban etc etc.

I get 2 loot a sword (not a rile sword) still only level 54 or something at this point.

People discussing if a new player deserved that sword.

I am thinking to myself what have I got myself in to here...never seen cunts discuss whether rots should go to apps or not.

Fucking loot that sword while I can...i just spent 2 months leveling and getting a VP while in survival mode with twinks and shit trying 2 kill me daily.

I deserve it...

30-40 raid later I am 57 and gotten a few planar loots. 1 or two epic bits.

Cunts are buying their 15th CoF outta thr guild bank.

Dw bps dropping off trak been passed over new players.

Server pop is 300...some days we kill trak with 35-40... how long can this guild keep treating their new players like shit.

Boom just as I am about 2 become a full member and finally get a haste item. Nizzar gets banned.

No haste item for me. Months of raiding gone down the drain. Ah well it was fun. Still only 57 no epic and like 80 mr...

Barely dying in pvp getting no kills...

Tough game 2 learn at first.

Holocuast starts and wanna keep it small 2 pvp...azrael swells to like 40+ members. Lite does weird shit.

I join smoke break and finally ding 60; finally get my parts for my epic in and 4-5 bit of planae armor.

I keep dodging these pvp cunts tryijg to kill me.

Survival at all costs.

Azrael and holocuast bothing chasing me.

Somehow I level 1 to 60 and only die like 11 times.

I make it.

Get my first yt.

Die a few times nakid and shit but generally learn how 2 survival brutal attacks.

Holocuast open their recruiting...and make some dead with Feels to absorb his guild blaze for an AoN.

We join Holocuast. I join Holocuast.

With in the month I have dw legs and dw bp and trak haste cloak.

It feels good to finally get rewarded for raiding.

Azrael tries 2 compete...2 battles they lose and fold and rush to the forums to cry.

I find forum quest and start to post random shit. Seems fun.

What is this FQ bs? Some of its funny some of its shit...mostly my shit..its shit.

Its whatever I enjoying my eq time.

Spend 3 month raiding with holocuast...thrn work calls me away for a contract. I come back 6 months later and its near velious release time. Re join holocaust.

Everyone is geared 2 the teeth now. I gotta start from the bottom again.

velious lands...

Spend 3-4 months raiding getting a few bits of gear...work calls again...6 month contract. I take it coz I seen all of velly at this point.

Gear is still meh compared 2 the big boys but never really cared.

Contract finishes up

Come back to eq...i see a new guild forming up...say wth might as well join them and have some fun. Join them.

We have a few pvp fights vrs my old guild. Absolutely smoke them first few fights but then we got dusted.

Shits tense. What now?

Empire announce they are done...

Everyone not sure whats gunna happen.

My new guild takes over raiding ntov.

I enjoy it at first..the challenge of lower numbers. This time around more experienced.

I am yet to die in PvP at 60 with gear on. Got a few more yts this time around.

People attck me for season 1 score (its like 2 years ago now) these people are just jealous because they cant play eq.

Things get tense in new guild, vapo's brother getting all weird and shit on new players and screaming in ts. Heared Vapo coming back. New this guy knows how to sap the fun outta eq.

I say its time to move on. When EQ stops been enjoyable it's time to put it down.

I take a break. This time to study...

I get the itch to come back.

FQ is all I have to carry me on.

Join a new adventure to fight the old-new adventure and we win. It feels good. We win for a bit. Moral is high. GMs once again fuck server by popping golems at a weird hour. Ah well such is life.

Pop is super low on sever and apex decides to squash their only vp competitors out.

I go c'mon dudes even if its thr bama boys u still want people to play with right?

Bama boys quit to do zek and some quit in general. Cant blame em.

Server health dies.

I quit once and for all.

disturbingly accurate

[vouss]

Spend 3-4 months raiding getting a few bits of gear...work calls again...6 month contract. I take it coz I seen all of velly at this point.

i like the part where you make sure you have experienced all the raid content in velious before accepting work, fucking loser

[Beastagoog]

I am glad u all enjoyed that summary.

[Salahdin]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

good thing OP saved that 1 kill on youtube so he could come back and reminis without having to log in and be cucked off the server a third time

Links plz

[Sirban]

cringe

[compulsion]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Server pop is 300...some days we kill trak with 35-40... how long can this guild keep treating their new players like shit.

Server pop on red wasn't even 300 the day Kunark dropped. When Nihilum started recruiting anyone who could put their name, class, and level into a sentence, population was probably at best 160 or so prime time on a good day with the new xp bonus.

If Nihilum was raiding trak with "35-40" it's because it was off hours and only 70 people were online.

But other than that, your diary of a first gen warm body was compelling.

[Elspeth]

and it was good.