Explaining EQ To My Wife Makes Me Sound Latently Gay

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Originally Posted by XDrake [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"NO HONEY! I CAN'T COME TO DINNER YET! The magical pegasus I have been trying to spawn all day is up! He drops a magical levitation cloak!"

"NOOOO! Just a few more spawns before bed, honey! I finally got this camp... Basically, a really rare ancient cyclops drops this ring which I give to a magical gnome who gives me enchanted boots that help me run fast!"

"This is Kedge... Yes honey, we're beating up sharks with our bare hands."

You just made me think how awesome my wife can be.

She helped me track it for a spell then got to see the white flying pegasus that i killed for my magic cloak that gives lev. She was into it and also got pissed that I killed it, lol