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Old 10-03-2010, 09:17 AM
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Default Explaining EQ To My Wife Makes Me Sound Latently Gay

"NO HONEY! I CAN'T COME TO DINNER YET! The magical pegasus I have been trying to spawn all day is up! He drops a magical levitation cloak!"

"NOOOO! Just a few more spawns before bed, honey! I finally got this camp... Basically, a really rare ancient cyclops drops this ring which I give to a magical gnome who gives me enchanted boots that help me run fast!"

"This is Kedge... Yes honey, we're beating up sharks with our bare hands."
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Old 10-03-2010, 09:37 AM
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hah i lol'd
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:39 AM
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Default Sounds not as bad as Sights..

Your wife walks by and sees you prancing around as a little wood elf named bubbles...

Even worse, your wife walks by and sees you playing wow, with all the purples, pinks, sparkles, twinkles...

But your thread made me think of one of my favorite movies.. Brain Candy, by Kids in the Hall...

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Wally: Doctor, why do those types
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Wally: keep thinking that I'm one of them?
Psychiatrist: Well, Wally, because you *are* one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it! Everyone seems to know it except you.
Wally: Why am I not aware of it?
Psychiatrist: It's called denial.
Wally: Look, Doctor, are you just gonna sit there...and spew psychiatric mumbo jumbo at me all day?
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:08 AM
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Latently? Or blatantly?
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Old 10-03-2010, 05:57 PM
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it affects his latency when he talks with his wife
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:46 PM
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This is Kedge... Yes honey, we're beating up sharks with our bare hands.

This makes you sound like a bad ass 80's action movie star.
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:07 PM
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This is Kedge... Yes honey, we're beating up sharks with our bare hands.

This makes you sound like a bad ass 80's action movie star.

Or the Adam West Batman...
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:52 PM
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I hated saying Iksar out loud.
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:53 PM
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anything-Elf is so much worse.
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:53 PM
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Latently? Or blatantly?
Both work lol
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