Achmed Spreads Islam, Tries to find the Snackbar

[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by Uthgaard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

natural selection / culling of the weak

leads to a population full of hurt vaginas that cry over being offended by inconsequential shit

Not that bullying should ever be accepted but damn we're raising a generation of pussies. Know what I did to stop bullying against me? Threw one down the stairs at school. Fuck him. It stopped it and I didn't even get in trouble for it, but I'll tell you that's the last time anything ever happened. The next year I was a freshman in high school and made friends with seniors while the former bullies in my class were harassed. It's sort of like prison - you may think yourself a badass out in the world but in prison they'll use that ass as their toy.

This thread reminds of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RLQMDchy9k now by the way. Mark Mark Mark.

[Ahldagor]

sharia extremism to american bullying. way to stay on topic idiots.

[Dragonsblood1987]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Life's not easy when you're an ISIS soldier in northern Iraq. How are you supposed to spread Islam when you only have a limited amount of ammunition? Where can you find affordable sulfuric acid for teaching the insights of the Qur'an to women? How can you keep a straight face when you tell ignorant westerners Islam is a peaceful religion?

But most of all: Where can I find the Allahu Snackbar?

Answers to these questions and more, in this summer's hottest new blockbuster:

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Coming soon to a mosque near you.

Dont worry, the CIA is making sure they have plenty of ammo.



Then once they become a problem too large for middle eastern governments to deal with, the super world police chic-fil-anal walmart death squads will have a reason to invade, which is what they wanted when they created ISIS.

[Dragonsblood1987]

Originally Posted by Nihilist_santa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ha natural selection when talking about homosexuality. Sounds like an evolutionary cul de sac not that I buy into such nonsense. No way to pass on those "favorable" traits when you exclude yourself from reproduction.

if we didnt evolve (which is to say, that we were divinely created), and homosexuality is a sin, why did god make his only son such a faggot?

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by Dragonsblood1987 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont worry, the CIA is making sure they have plenty of ammo.



Then once they become a problem too large for middle eastern governments to deal with, the super world police chic-fil-anal walmart death squads will have a reason to invade, which is what they wanted when they created ISIS.

Much like they did with the Free Syrian Army.