Achmed Spreads Islam, Tries to find the Snackbar
 

Life's not easy when you're an ISIS soldier in northern Iraq. How are you supposed to spread Islam when you only have a limited amount of ammunition? Where can you find affordable sulfuric acid for teaching the insights of the Qur'an to women? How can you keep a straight face when you tell ignorant westerners Islam is a peaceful religion?

But most of all: Where can I find the Allahu Snackbar?

Answers to these questions and more, in this summer's hottest new blockbuster:

Saleel Sawarim: ISIS in Iraq

(The fun starts at 4:30. NSFW - Parental advisory: Contains graphic acts of Islam)

Coming soon to a mosque near you.

Spoken Arabic does sound cool though

For those of us that don't speak Arabic, what is this?

ISIS propaganda video documenting their campaign in Iraq, mostly the killing of Iraqi Security Forces, known/suspected collaborators, and members of the Shi'a government. They also added some footage of what are basically recruitment seminars for 'liberated sunnis'.

My thoughts:

http://i.imgur.com/2Z76jUj.jpg

I remember the good old days where you did your mass murders and beheadings behind closed doors and knew it would be bad if others saw it. And these are the people we would have been supporting if we had gone to war with Syria as so many were pushing for.

wow i watched like 8 minutes, and i have no idea why i went that far

you should warn more about how fucking disturbing this shit it is

Islam is a religion of peace, I'm offended that you would call it disturbing. I like the part where they teach those young men in the yellow car about Allah's love. They even stop and open the doors afterward to make sure they've fully experienced Allah's holiness.

(Holiness, get it? Because they are full of holes? :cool:)

http://i.imgur.com/hHqEmdm.jpg

Lets not act like one religion is any more violent than another because the other ones stopped mass murders a few centuries ago.

All religions are responsible for senseless violence. They're all equally created and corrupted by men.

Only path to world peace is to abolish ALL forms of religion around the world.

heh, naw

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/82/8298...672e4d9a0c.jpg