Football Sucks - Page 11

Fame · #**101** 01-02-2014, 07:03 AM

Missing the point brah, in america, watching is just like winning, we're all first place over here! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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theaetatus · #**102** 01-02-2014, 07:58 AM

Sportball is sportball wherever in the world you are... A bunch of barely literate thugs and rapists propelling objects across fields, whether it's soccer, rounders or gridiron it's all the same.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

radditsu · #**103** 01-02-2014, 10:03 AM

why is he drinking at work? Can you do that in london? I want to move to london

Lemiddar · #**104** 01-02-2014, 02:02 PM

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Football fans are mostly washed up "hasbeens" or nerds who couldn't throw a fucking football 5 yards. The washed up "hasbeens" end their football commentary with the quote" MAN I would be down there with those players if I wouldn't have torn my ACL in high school".

Neither one applies to any football fans I know. I've never met anyone who couldn't throw a football five yards unless it was based on age (very young or old) - and the closest I come to knowing a "has been" is a former college player who plays in an Australian league and coaches high school, but isn't delusional enough to think he should have been in the NFL.

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At least baseball you have to do multiple things other than be a fatass and block someone with a set of gear. Baseball you have to be able to catch the ball, throw the baseball, and/or hit the fucking thing going 100 mph.

You should probably choose a sport that you actually watch. The DH on an AL team only has to be able to hit, usually can't field for shit, and most DHs in history run slowly. Generally a team has a couple players who are good in the field, but horrible hitters - Ordonez, Rey. They balance that out with good hitters who aren't very effective in the field - Murphy, Daniel. Pitchers are almost always very poor hitters, and only a few hit 100MPH regularly. In fact, the average is somewhere around 92MPH for fastballs - and keep in mind that's not the only pitch most guys throw.

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Yeah I get sick of how OBSESSED people are with football players. Knowing their exact stats, how much they weigh, how tall they are, what they did last week in X game, what they "should" have done that play,

Statheads are far more prominent in the baseball fan population. Go over to the OOTP boards sometime. It's ridiculous. (But a great baseball sim if anyone here likes that kinda thing)

And yeah I know. Too long, didn't read. Blah blah.

Pookieson · #**105** 01-02-2014, 02:17 PM

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Can I join? I'm 6'4, indefatigable, played football in high school, secret schizoid, and likely a bisexual.

you can play

quido · #**106** 01-11-2014, 09:56 PM

Bump for 2-digit IQs

Lojik · #**107** 01-12-2014, 12:29 AM

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Bump for 2-digit IQs

Not me I'm a perfect 100 and I love football

Doors · #**108** 01-12-2014, 01:02 AM

Sports are great but society worships football and it's bad. Just look at the Penn State Scandal.

MrSparkle001 · #**109** 01-12-2014, 02:02 AM

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I'm a dentist so I THINK I have above average IQ, but sometimes I'm not sure. I still don't get whats not to like about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R978jQELomo or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXRqyjzyBRg DOE.

Nerds don't like it, the kinds of guys that don't like sports but might be interested in videogames becoming a sport.

I haven't yet met a guy that didn't like sports - any sport not just football - who wasn't a massive dork. Even semi-dorky guys like some sports at least some of the time.

Kagatob · #**110** 01-12-2014, 02:05 AM

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Nerds don't like it, the kinds of guys that don't like sports but might be interested in videogames becoming a sport.

I haven't yet met a guy that didn't like sports - any sport not just football - who wasn't a massive dork. Even semi-dorky guys like some sports at least some of the time.

Yay for conforming to societal norms!

Tell me more about how everyone who's not a brainless sports watching drone is a dork. willywonka.jpg