Football Sucks
 

Football sucks. You people are professional spectators and it's dumb as fuck.

That is all.

I just got done playing some madden. What does that make me geromy?

Go jerk off to some fat loser neckbeard flickin his greasy fingers on a piece of shit guitar.

What about baseball?

Autotune is very hostile today.

At least that engages you - there's interaction. It's not spectating.

With how seriously people take their spectating these days, I think we should make spectating a sport itself. Then we can have people spectating the spectators.

Have to RnF sometimes.

Baseball is retarded too. At least there's not as many retarded repeated commercials when you watch a baseball game, though.

Try playing a fucking sport instead of watching one.

How many hours of commercials do you have to watch to see a game or two? How many hours of retards providing retarded commentary do you have to endure to watch a game or two? I'm sitting here spectating someone spectating a football game and I've seen the same Nissan Rogue commercial like 8 times, and it's the first quarter. Fuck this shit.

Going to the games are fun! The noise, the food, the cheerleaders! The game is like 10% of it!

You can get all of those things with better quality elsewhere. The food sucks. The cheerleaders are off limits and far away. Noise is dumb and it's free.

Not winning me over here.