p99 nano fiction thread - 50 words or less

[Bubbles]

MQ using ahole named Ralph
Held Bilge and the PKT hostage at level 50 forever.
Fell asleep on bind point one night.
Ding 39!

(thats a ton of gathering of light green mobs and feigning)

[Twochain]

Sheeeit i'm twochain
I like to hang out in sewers and stuff
I also like sebilis

[Spyder73]

An excerpt from the Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu'Tang and Filbus Furyfoot...

Filbus could not tell you how much time passed then, but when he awakened, he was in the Temple of The Whislting Fist. Master Wu was standing over him, puffing on his pipe, staring at Filbus with his ever critical eye. Tekilya was running laps in the garden as punishment, his muscles glistening in the summer air. As was usual the balcony was filled with ladies of all ages who had come to watch the young monk train, such was an everyday ritual among the ladies of Qeynos. Master Wu dispersed the crowd and called out to Tekilya that his punishment was over as Filbus, for the first time in days, started to come back to life. Filbus, not knowing where he was or what had happened, started to undress with bashful eyes under the hard gaze of Master Wu. Quick as lightning Wu cracked Filbus over the head with his staff, and darkness again took the warrior. Master Wu and Tekilya Wu’Tang spent the next 7 days building Furyfoot back into a man, nursing him back to life both mentally and physically. Then on the 8th day, Master Wu received a letter that would change both Filbus and Tekilya’s destiny forever….

[Cult]

velocity peaked at 94 elemental binders per hour
now noseblind to the smell of rotting loam

[skarlorn]

Hamfactor rolled an ogre warrior to min/max
got PL'd to 60.
Warriors have about 4 abilities. Hamfactor is still a bad player.
All ogre warriors should be deleted.

[teai]

" Another day, Another day .... Here... "

Ambassador Dvinn spoke to himself in the looking glass, part of his personal collection
from Neriak,

" 18 years, at least you don't look a day older.. than. "

He watched the glass as it fell to the floor, not understanding why it was falling.

"NO DIRK SRY"

[Squire]

wipe red

[skarlorn]

“I can no longer hold this form!” says Dorn B’Dynn.
A dark elf spy fled to the zone. We killed him. His body crumbled, out sprang a Drider. Our wizard defeated him with fel magic and we found the Tome of Charasis.

Now locked in East Wing.

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