Classic EQ Pun thread

[magic]

I remember seeing threads like this back in the day so... I'll start us off with a few:

Rogues do it from behind
Mages do it with their pets
Monks do it with their fists

[Jify]

Why did the ranger cross the road?

To run away from the chicken. ;D

Edit: Dammit.. puns.. not jokes. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[guineapig]

Enchanters just use their imaginations...

And the obvious... Necromancers do it with the dead. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jify]

Shaman do it slow.
Wizards do it with force.
Necromancers do it with the dead.
Beastlords do it with animals.
Rangers just don't.

[Bigcountry23]

Druids do it four at a time.

[Takon]

Why did the ranger cross the road?

To run away from the chicken. ;D

Edit: Dammit.. puns.. not jokes.

Haha, I actually laughed at that

[Tollen]

so the next time someone asks you why did the chicken cross the road you need to reply "to kill the ranger duh"

[Aeolwind]

Warriors do it till their dead.
Clerics do it till you die.
Paladins do it poorly.
SK's do it...I got nothin'
Monks do it on the floor.

[Vanech]

SK's do it with the diseased.

Monks do it until they fall over.

Druids do it rain, sleet, snow or shine.

Rangers do it at Bind.

Shamans do it with themselves. (canni!)

Wizards do it in the Sky and in Hate.

Mages have little black books full of Heroes to Call.

Necros do it until they're skin and bones.

Clerics do it every ten seconds.

Warriors do it while AFK.

Rogues do it with their hands in your pockets.

Paladins do it with their hands, period.

[Falisaty]

here is one

Mages do it with earth, wind, fire, and water.