Hammertime, The server newb.

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Some of you may have heard the griefing hammertime was doing to me in unrest since ive rerolled huggies.

If you havent then you probably just ignored his paladin soldier early on.

He has a few characters now. A necro ( Unknown ) A rogue twink Mrbigs ( Mrbigx is ironlion btw )

and of course his wizard boner.

And what a fucking boner he is.

Soldier spent the past week annoying the shit out of me in unrest while i was leveling. Im a lone cleric soloing and spending most of my time tabbed out, he trained , KSd , talked hours of shit and even before he gave up griefing me on his rogue he tried to beg my fungi off me.

He actually thought id give it to him if he gave me a sob story about how he cant level and when we hang out he needs to wear the fungi.

I chuckled quietly to myself.

The truth? Soon as i dinged in range to soldier there was little i could do to him. With a full suit of MR Gear and a cleric with only a magic based nuke even if i blew my whole load on him i never got him below 20. He was very red and i was never ready when he attacked.

But lo and behold i was leveling very fast. i did level 12 to 40 in 6 days. But the real funny part was that he lied about his level several times. When i dinged 35 he shows up and says he is 35 yet he was still red. Dinged again then he was yellow

What happened when he became even con?

He had to LOH

That was the final time i saw soldier. I guess he knew if he conned blue id wipe him up.

I graduated unrest at level 40 and went to specs , only to be griefed by his wizard boner who already conned blue.

And after humiliating him several times in pvp quietly he began only attacking when i pull a spec.

So an hour ago i went to the oasis to kill some specs and lo and behold dickbag is dispelling once and running away.

I chased him and tried my best to nuke him but he always ran after one nuke.

This went on and i went back to the island.

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After getting his ass kicked again he tries to root me a few times.

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Half the time i was sitting down. Who uses immobilize?

I get jumped by tyrant and all of a sudden boner has courage !

He is nuking me and even tho im getting interrupted pretty bad i still get some nukes off.

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Think im going to run? im not

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Even with heavy stuns im enduring , boner is being wiped up quickly

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Boner gets a nuke off !

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But alas its not enough.

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Kiss the fucking rings bitch

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