Programming/Technology Jokes

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So as this thread derailed, a lot of humorous coding/tech jokes started appearing and I got a good laugh out of a lot of them. So let's see what else you guys got. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I will start with some of my favorites.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

So you have a problem and you use regexs to fix it. Now you have two problems.

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea.

And here is one for all the EQ fans: How do programmers create shaman spells? By using a hex editor. nyuk nyuk nyuk.