ITT: Rampant Self-Promotion

[Barkingturtle]

I've been posting here for about three years, and from time-to-time I receive PM's from people who say they enjoy my lyrical prose. It makes my dick blush. That said, these PM's give me the impression that at least a handful of you are literate, and for that reason I would like to share a novel I wrote. I've got a page up on Kickstarter where you can read some and then you can buy it or you can call me a delusional, pretentious cunt full of baby shit. Whatever.