Adjusted Server Rules

[Darth Bane]

This is based on what I have read here and seen ingame.

Rule #1. Cheat. Cheat as much as you can. If you find a bug or exploit, you don't have a duty to report it, in fact, you have the right to abuse it as much as you possibly can. There won't be any punishments.

Rule #2. Use 3rd party programs. Has a bard been stealing your camp mobs? Use a program that shows you exactly where they are at all times. It makes it much easier to find them and root or snare them.

Rule #3. Talk shit. Especially if you are following rules 1 and 2. You are obviously better than everyone else who plays fairly. They are all noobs compared to you and should be treated like such.

Rule #4. Attack in groups. 3v1 or 4v1 is entirely fair, as long as you have the 3 or 4 people. After you prove how much better you are, see rule #3.

Rule #5. Lie. No one ever killed you. You tripped and hit your head on a rock. That "slain by" message was obviously a coding error. You are far too good to have died to noobs like that.


Feel free to add some more, it's actually rather fun.

(I know some people will want this moved, but this is neither a rant nor a flame, they are observations devoid of emotional context. Plus, it's funny.)

[Jadian]

I got some

#1) Die
#2) Bind rush
#3) Die again
#4) Try training mobs
#5) Die to own train
#6) Bind rush and die again


Nevermind those aren't server rules it's the Holocaust handbook.

[Lulz Sect]

enjoy your ban

[Vile]

U more mad than I am about xp

[Darth Bane]

If you are referring to me, I would love it if I got banned. It would prove more than anything this ridiculousness that exists. I can be banned for speaking against (in a comical way) the obvious problems that exist, but the people who have done things that should be or are a bannable offense, get no punishment.

It would be a lovely hypocrisy. (See, now that's punny as hell)

[Lazortag]

Rule #1. Cheat. Cheat as much as you can. If you find a bug or exploit, you don't have a duty to report it, in fact, you have the right to abuse it as much as you possibly can. There won't be any punishments.

Rule #1. Complain non-stop about exploits, using the vaguest possible definition of the term.

Rule #2. Use 3rd party programs. Has a bard been stealing your camp mobs? Use a program that shows you exactly where they are at all times. It makes it much easier to find them and root or snare them.

Rule #2. Complain about showeq use even when the server has a proven cheat detection system.

Rule #3. Talk shit. Especially if you are following rules 1 and 2. You are obviously better than everyone else who plays fairly. They are all noobs compared to you and should be treated like such.

Rule #3. Complain about people who trash talk, because insults like "poopiehead" and "dumb dumb" might hurt someone's feelings.

Rule #4. Attack in groups. 3v1 or 4v1 is entirely fair, as long as you have the 3 or 4 people. After you prove how much better you are, see rule #3.

Rule #4. Complain about players killing you when they outnumber you. No kill is legitimate unless it's a 1 on 1 fight where two equal-leveled players consent to meeting in the arena, each at 100% hp. If root is involved, forget it: root is an exploit (see rule #1).

Rule #5. Lie. No one ever killed you. You tripped and hit your head on a rock. That "slain by" message was obviously a coding error. You are far too good to have died to noobs like that.

Rule #5. Complain about Holocaust.

[Tombom]

Originally Posted by Lazortag [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rule #1. Complain non-stop about exploits, using the vaguest possible definition of the term.



Rule #2. Complain about showeq use even when the server has a proven cheat detection system.



Rule #3. Complain about people who trash talk, because insults like "poopiehead" and "dumb dumb" might hurt someone's feelings.



Rule #4. Complain about players killing you when they outnumber you. No kill is legitimate unless it's a 1 on 1 fight where two equal-leveled players consent to meeting in the arena, each at 100% hp. If root is involved, forget it: root is an exploit (see rule #1).



Rule #5. Complain about Holocaust.

and then you go and make me chortle, just when i decided to hate you.

[Slave]

Originally Posted by Tombom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

and then you go and make me chortle, just when i decided to hate you.

Nobody said he was illiterate; just that he uses his insane 24/7 posting powers for evil.

[Darth Bane]

Oh this will be fun. I was waiting for someone to take the bait.

Originally Posted by Lazortag [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rule #1. Complain non-stop about exploits, using the vaguest possible definition of the term.

I don't recall giving any definition at all, perhaps you should read it again. It's very short, it should only take you like 10 minutes to get through all three sentences. Sound them out slowly, it will help.

Rule #2. Complain about showeq use even when the server has a proven cheat detection system.

Proven? Because they caught people once and then banned some later? Do you even know how the real ShowEQ works?
But you're right, once a person is reprimanded for something they will never, ever, ever, ever do it again. Obviously people only cheat once in their whole life.

Rule #3. Complain about people who trash talk, because insults like "poopiehead" and "dumb dumb" might hurt someone's feelings.

Oh yes, we are all, myself especially, incredibly sensitive people. I cry myself to sleep over it.
This one was about the forum and people acting like elitists because their e-penis is a full 12 pixels long.

Rule #4. Complain about players killing you when they outnumber you. No kill is legitimate unless it's a 1 on 1 fight where two equal-leveled players consent to meeting in the arena, each at 100% hp. If root is involved, forget it: root is an exploit (see rule #1).

I've actually never been jumped by more than one person except once, and they did not kill me. Root doesn't mean a lot to casters. Dying is laughable, you are supposed to be killed in pvp. Bitching about it is stupid, hence the whole humorous undertone of the post.

Rule #5. Complain about Holocaust.

Who the hell is Holocaust? I have never seen a single person with a Holocaust tag. The only thing I know about them is from people like you who whine on here.


This was a joke. J-O-K-E. It is an attempt at humor to define the amusing aspects of both the server and the forum. It is intentionally silly and meant to be comical. If you think your opinion has meaning, you are incorrect. So please, unwad your panties.

[Casey]

Originally Posted by Darth Bane [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Proven? Because they caught people once and then banned some later? Do you even know how the real ShowEQ works?
But you're right, once a person is reprimanded for something they will never, ever, ever, ever do it again. Obviously people only cheat once in their whole life.

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