Why did the Hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

Tuko · #1 12-12-2011, 08:13 AM

Because he ate his food before it was cool

pickled_heretic · #2 12-12-2011, 12:01 PM

did you hear about the guy who submitted 10 puns to a pun contest? he hoped to win at least once, but no pun in ten did!

Lulz Sect · #3 12-12-2011, 12:07 PM

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pickled_heretic · #4 12-12-2011, 12:24 PM

I want this thread to be about lame jokes please not spiderman or hipsters

Diggles · #5 12-12-2011, 01:37 PM

how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one to do it and eleven to say how much they could have done that better.

Muchew · #6 12-12-2011, 01:46 PM

When is a door not a door?

When a door is ajar.

loopholbrook · #7 12-12-2011, 02:41 PM

What's the deal with newspaper? It's not new ans where's the spaper.

Truth · #8 12-12-2011, 02:49 PM

What's the deal with that kid who likes turtles? It's like, hey kid, I like turtles too, but what's the deal?

pickled_heretic · #9 12-12-2011, 03:23 PM

what's the deal with deals? it's like, n/m...

purest · #10 12-12-2011, 03:45 PM

So what's the deal with airline peanuts?!? I mean, am I right??? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night!