paid cash money at chipotle for lunch

[purest]

as i worked my change bills back into my wallet i accidentally dropped a 5 spot in the tip jar. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] had to leave it there for fear of reaching in and looking like a douche.

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[Paul McCartney]

i ate there once there was too much sour cream and i thought i was gonna puke, packed my own lunch after that

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[Truth]

I always put 1 dollar bill and whatever coin change in tip jar when I get subway

[Truth]

when I worked del taco drive thru with my high school asswhole buddies (while the illegals folded the burritos), we would get a water cup and tape sign saying tip jar to it.

one guy was like "why the fuck would i tip you? all you do is take my order"

[purest]

went to my local taco bell like a month ago and the cashier at the drive thru who always sounds super hyped up (i think its cause he is on meth) told me "Your total will be 5 million dollars and your order will be ready in 6 to 8 weeks." i was laughing so hard that i tipped him a 5 spot on purpose

[Quizy]

Originally Posted by purest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

went to my local taco bell like a month ago and the cashier at the drive thru who always sounds super hyped up (i think its cause he is on meth) told me "Your total will be 5 million dollars and your order will be ready in 6 to 8 weeks." i was laughing so hard that i tipped him a 5 spot on purpose

Yeah tweakers are good for laughs(usually at their own expense)

[Pico]

last time i went to kentucky fried chicken a rapey lookin fat guy (looked kinda like harrison) was going to a table with no joke 3 buckets of the good stuff. i guess the floor was slippery or somethin because 2 steps before his table he biffed it hard, sending his poultry in the air... original recipe everywhere

[Humerox]

Originally Posted by purest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i dropped a fiver in the tip jar while concentrating on the barmaid's hot ass...and couldn't get it back when she turned around and showed me her face...

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[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Pico [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

last time i went to kentucky fried chicken a rapey lookin fat guy (looked kinda like harrison) was going to a table with no joke 3 buckets of the good stuff. i guess the floor was slippery or somethin because 2 steps before his table he biffed it hard, sending his poultry in the air... original recipe everywhere

Did you offer him a hand? Common decency pico.

[Popt]

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