UFO (bull$#!T) whistleblow on Saturday.

[shovelquest]

IMO it's going to be a total let down. But--

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[Reiwa]

I thought we agreed last time the aliens are demons?

[shovelquest]

Ill take my chances that they are if they turn out to be real.

Option one: trust a fucking alien.

Option two: die in like 20 years naturally and maybe not burn in hell for eternity.

I'll go with option two.

[Ekco]

just a grift, retired military people been trolling people about UFOs for money since the art bell radio show days

The average base salary for a retired Air Force officer is around $81,000 per year

[Swish]

So he kept it quiet til now then went straight to the media? lmao

[shovelquest]

The hype is, this guy has been unwilling to come forward for a while, and a lot of the last year the big Alien influencers have been like, "bla bla this bla bla that if only I could tell you" and apparently this is the guy they were talking about.

They all are pretty hyped up about this, but this wouldn't be the first time I've seen each one of them hyped up about something that made them look like complete fools. So I'm sure this will be that too. But I'm still gonna hope that project blue beam starts tommorow.

[Swish]

Sounds like the makings of a great History channel show I can watch 500 times in the next decade.

[Ekco]

only people who believe in sky daddy believe in little green men that come from outer space with the motivation to anally probe people and mutilate cows for some reason while also staying hidden just out view from the rest of us skeptics going on 70 years now.

luckily from them and me for that matter, the speed of light appears to be hardcoded like a mother fucker on the server box so the threat of actual ayylamos that would 100% behave like races from Masters of Orion doesn't appear to be in the cards

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but also, buy grifter's books. fuck trees.

[Reiwa]

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only people who believe in sky daddy believe in little green men that come from outer space with the motivation to anally probe people and mutilate cows for some reason while also staying hidden just out view from the rest of us skeptics going on 70 years now.

luckily from them and me for that matter, the speed of light appears to be hardcoded like a mother fucker on the server box so the threat of actual ayylamos that would 100% behave like races from Masters of Orion doesn't appear to be in the cards

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but also, buy grifter's books. fuck trees.

That doesn't rule out intruders from the outer planes.

[shovelquest]

Alister Crowley's picture of a demon that he would convene with.

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