Gugg's Self-Nerf Help Guide

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Guide Introduction

It seems some of you are very much into nerfs and that's why you're always demanding nerfs from the developers. To sensible people, nerfs are the equivalent of marching in the streets demanding the government nerf freedom and choice.

So, child of mortality. today is your lucky day, the wait is over, your someday has finally arrived. Now, using my nifty little self-nerf help guide, you can please yourself without harming others.

The Self-Nerf Help Guide Guide

- Do put all your starter points into AGI

- Do wear gear which has negative stats and resists (no Fungi though)

- Don't run, always walk

- Do Encumber yourself

- Don't wear Jboots

- Don't wear haste

- Don't consume food or drink

- Don't group or join a guild

- Don't use bandages

- Don't use ranged items like arrow or shurikans

- Do hand in the Tome of Order and Discord to the Priest of Discord

- Don't ask for a rez, don't rez yourself

- Do get a Necro to sacrifice you for free on a regular basis

- Do create Human Ranger

- Don't create an evil race or class as they are more powerful than the good ones

- When you die delete your character and start again from scratch

Conclusion

The tips and hints I've provided will put you where you want to be, in the slow lane, without being a pest to others which is a win win situation for all concerned..