<Arrrggh Me Eye> A pirate guild

[Mazoku]

AVAST YE MATIES WE BE PLUNDERING THE HIGH SEAS AND LOW DUNGEONS OF NORRATH!


<Arrrggh Me Eye> (An all one eyed pirate guild) Let it be known that these articles be what we stand for.


#1. No purchase, No pay! Meaning we be pirates, if yer not plundering then yer not paid!

#2. Every man has but a say in matters of the moment. If that be loot or who the Hell to toss overboard! Each shall vote!

#2. The company will start with ONLY one eyed characters. I'd like to start a company with a healthy human crew..ya know that one eyepatch guy you can pick. Then we could accept one eye'd trolls and barbarians and even dwarves etc. If they don't have an eyepatch or one eye missing then they're not allowed in.

(No Gnomes, No Darkelves, No Erudites-this I'm sad about, No Iksars-another sad one, No Halflings-also a sad one, No Half Elves-GOOD RIDDANCE and No Wood Elves.

Our crew be: Human-male, Barbarian-male, Dwarf-male, Grogs/ogres-male,Grubs/Trolls-male and female!

(At a later time we will accept other races BUT they MUST WEAR AN EYEPATCH in INVENTORY AT ALL TIMES!)

#3. We speak in pirate tongue. First ya use mate fer friend. Ya say ahoy, not hello. Landlubber is anyone not one o us. If anyone insults ya call im a scurvy dog and thats that. That's how ya talk like a pirate.

#4. BOOTY! Get some booty er get out! We shall scourge the lands and have a fine treasure to share. What're you doin standing thar? Get scrubbin the deck! We got dragon treasure to take fer our own!

#5. Never stab another mate in the back. Anyone found doing so will walk the plank or be marooned on lands not his own.

#6. It be permitted to speak about fine pirate cinema and other pirate things like drinking and looting. However if ye be talking about Facebook or some other nonsense then get the Hell outta me brig!
We're here to stir up the high seas and plunder low dungeons, not talk about your bilge-sucking weekend. WE'RE DAMN PIRATES GARRR!

If ye tire of the normal grind and want to pillage, drink, loot and swear then aye a pirate's life is for ye.

Find Blinde in East Commonlands for more details. I be needing five souls to join me in crewin up a ship to start this guild.