Phrases we can retire in 2020...

[Smellybuttface]

I should keep a log of how many times these get used, but they’re so tired and fucked out it’s not even worth it.

Phrases we should stop using henceforth:

1. “20 year-old elf sim”

2. “Cuck”

3. “Pras”


We can do better. We can BE better. Let’s make 2020 the year we collectively said NO to using this game’s own brand of pre-teen millennial Tik Tok lingo.

<douses self in oil>

Flame on!