If you had a million platinum.......

[mefdinkins]

What would you do!?!??!

[scrapiron7]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

[mefdinkins]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

You should set up a Rivervale Go Fun Me! There's lot of support for this!

[Valrok]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

So slavery...slavery is the tl;dr .... jk, this is one of the best responses

[-TK-]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Thread should have been locked after this response. And if you don't get the reference, you should be locked up, too.

[Voland]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

LOL, Office Space ftw!

[iamrabbit]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Best response/reference in history...

[kjs86z]

Pay someone to do my enchanter epic from start to finish.

Zero interest in that nonsense.

[scaura]

I have them.. It's just come and go really
..one mil is like an aow legging.. Not even an sod can be purchased