Diary of a Banned Forums Poster

[skarlorn]

Day 1) log on to see that i am banned. Laugh, casually. I'm not mad... This is fine...

Day 2) Use incognito browsers to check p99 forums 30 times. Refresh my ban thread every 10 minutes

Day 3) I'm going to prove how little I care about p99 forums posting. Start a subreddit called /r/p99forumsbest. Call in sick to work. Use the rest of the afternoon to sign up new reddit accounts under names: sir ken, fan_D, llandris, spyder73, pokesann, baller, azzartg, and many more

collect various posts from each of the 30 forum accounts into a google spreadsheet

Day 4) Command my phillipina customer service agent to start logging into the various reddit forum accounts and copy pasting posts from their respective column as per the google spreadsheet

Now that i have the best p99 forums I log into my "skarlornbest" reddit account and begin making witty excellent replies

Phillipina customer service agent upvotes every post i make

Day 5) No real need for me to ever visit p99 forums again as I have a better version of forums

Visit p99 forums on incognito browsers for 8.5 hours

Day 6) CEO of company reviews our remote employee's screen captures on Upwork. Fires Customer service rep immediately when he sees that she has been surfing reddit

write witty and clever replies to over a dozen threads in my diary instead of eating lunch

Day 7) Peaked, wan; i have not eaten much. CEO asks if I have taken ill. I laugh and tell him how little i care about my forums ban it is okay i don't care in fact i have a better forums now

ask CEO's opinion on new three dozen new avatar choices

browse p99 forums on incognito until ban lifted at 12 AM today