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| View Poll Results: How do you do it (the anus cleaning)? | |||
| 1 ply - I love chafing my anus |
   
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1 | 12.50% |
| 2 ply - the accumulation of sniglets ass hair represents 10% of thailands GDP |
  
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0 | 0% |
| 1 or 2 ply with hair removed from the crack - i take it in the ass |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| wet wipes/preparation h - I shit 4+ times a day and/or have hemorrhoids |
  
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2 | 25.00% |
| Bidet - !ma r!ch b!tch with high standards and a custom built anal cleansing throne |
  
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2 | 25.00% |
| Hand - eat with the right, swipe with the left |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Nothing - cultivating an anus crust is the key ingredient to fortitude |
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0 | 0% |
| I scrape my ass with a steel beam then freshen up with jet fuel |
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2 | 25.00% |
| Voters: 8. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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11-22-2016, 08:38 PM
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How Dost Ye Wipe Thine Anus?
Cleaning your anus is very important. E. Coli and plenty of other dangerous bacterium live in our intestines and when you discharge fecal matter, it sticks to your rectum and the hairs lining your ass crack. When you don't clean properly, your butt smells like shit. You soil your undies. Soon, you develop irritations. This leads to problem like Stinky, no rimjobs, and the Ring of Fire.
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Last edited by skarlorn; 11-22-2016 at 08:44 PM..
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