Dear DDoS fucksleds

[hedbonker]

Get up out of that chair. You need to empty your piss jar anyway. Hoist that gelatinous ass out of that chair. I'll know when you have since the tides will shift when you swing it around. Now go into the bathroom and take a long look at your pathetic self in the mirror and remember this: The only thing attracted to you is gravity.

Now fuck off and go back to WoW where you belong.

Have a nice day.

P.S. I like pie.