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Old 04-20-2016, 04:16 PM
Swish Swish is offline
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Dear guild leaders,

You may often sit there during raids and think "we need more clerics", "we need more rogues" or, indeed... "we need more everything" in some cases.

Oftentimes you'll wonder what a potential applicant is looking for in a guild and try to fit at least part of your guild charter to what he/she/it can do for you, and also what you can do for them. Typically this involves helping them finish an epic, and in return they'll raid with you and continue to upgrade their gear. So make sure you have a guild charter that is relevant and applies to everyone.

But hold on, what if your guild website is terrible or badly themed? Tsk tsk, that applicant is going elsewhere and you'll risk losing them to the competition! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To illustrate what I can do for YOUR guild we must first look at a sample of a P99 guild as it stands right now:-

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Notice the grey/boring theme, with some terrible photoshop work of an old wrestling gimmick from 20 years ago? That won't do. Neither will telling your audience that you can't be bothered to update your news feed properly. Notice the user's lackadaisical approach to guild management.

Friends, what this website needs is some COLOR, some FUN, some EVERQUEST in it! Dear Lord!

It's a cry for help and no mistake! No wonder their guild recruitment is still open!

Help is at hand however. Swish Guild Image Solutions can turn any bland/boring website into something vibrant and new. It doesn't take long at all to add a new theme or some color to an existing site.

Check out the pictures below:-























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With just a few digital brush strokes you've transformed a grey/careless site into one that promotes exactly what this guild wants to promote. Good times, "family values" and togetherness (they even do guild meet ups!).

One shortcoming of such a theme however is it doesn't showcase what your guild is capable of.

No problem, here at Swish Guild Image Solutions we have themes to suit all guild types...

Here's a great screenshot of the guild after it takes down a known "suspect" *nudge*...

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...and why not add some gifs or youtube clips adding the suspense of a repop. Here's a live feed of a BDA member on his way to the next engage (nobody told him Dial A Port could get him there quicker, but good luck on the FTE all the same!)...

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So in summary, if you feel like your website could do with redecorating just PM me for details. And before anyone complains, this is just a FREE sample of what we can do for you!
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Old 04-20-2016, 04:19 PM
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Is this for real?
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Old 04-20-2016, 04:20 PM
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Is this for real?
It's his only social outlet. Just let him have it.
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Old 04-20-2016, 04:35 PM
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Can't see your pictures because my work internet is administered by Nazi's, but fairly certain I would love everything in this thread.

Going to go ahead and preemptively rate 5 stars due to anticipated BDA hate feedback.

FQ Batphone has probably already been sent out and Juevento, Trollololol, and Rebbon INC to delivery their brand of forum justice.
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Old 04-20-2016, 04:50 PM
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that font is enraging

i will use this weapon
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Old 04-20-2016, 04:58 PM
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Here's a great screenshot of the guild after it takes down a known "suspect" *nudge*...

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I enjoyed this illustration of BDA leadership taking down Snaj. wink wink *nudge*

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Old 04-20-2016, 05:30 PM
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Thank you for the publicity. We already know ( everyone know ) that we are bad.
Tell us a new story.
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Old 04-20-2016, 06:12 PM
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101/10 Thread
Admin Sticky this please.
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Old 04-20-2016, 06:54 PM
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Swish is clearly trying to profiteer off RnF.
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Old 04-21-2016, 07:21 AM
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Will work for pixelated coins ^^
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