Masked Hatchetman Slain by Gunman

[maskedmelon]

I am outraged by this blatant attempt to slander the righteous name of Masked.

A masked man burst into a 7-Eleven near Seattle early Sunday morning, swinging a hatchet and slicing the store clerk.

Before the masked man could seriously hurt anyone, though, a customer who was drinking his morning coffee pulled out a concealed weapon and fatally shot the attacker.

Source: hatchetman slain by gunman

Let us strike while the iron is hot and move quickly to ban hatchets before they are able to bend the will if any other innocents to their nefarious ways. Were it not for Starbucks the hatchet might have claimed more lives.