Tale of Two Guilds

[Tyym]

This simplifies the story between Rampage and Forsaken so that intellects at every level can understand the story.

In the sleepy little town of Norrath, there lived a fat kid named Billy (Rampage). He was a bully.

Bobby, the Golden Haired boy (Forsaken) lived on the other side of town and was maybe just a little smaller than Billy, but much smarter and equally as tough.

The two met in the park one day (Velious) and Billy tried to bully Bobby. Only he realized quickly it was a battle he couldn't win so he hit him with some brass chuckles.

When Bobby realized it was hard to take on a cheating bully by himself, he called his other Golden Haired cousin Tommy (Asgard). Together, they gave Billy the fucking ass kicking of his life.

When Billy realized he couldn't complete against both Bobby and Tommy in a fight, he called over his retarded cousin Steve to help him beat Bobby and Tommy. We don't even have to guess who Steve is here. Well when they met in the park, retarded Steve got fixated on a squirrel and stood by unsure of what to do while Billy got his ass handed to him once again by Bobby and Tommy.

With the realization that he was no longer king of the park, Billy walked over and took the soccer ball away from some poor Mexican kids playing soccer (rest of the server) and went home.

Moral of the Story:
Don't let someone take your soccer ball, join Forsaken.

Dedicated to P99

Morphius - 60 Enchanter of Forsaken
Tempyst - 60 Ranger
Liquidreach - 60 Cleric
Frostte - 60 Druid
Kimchi - 60 Necro
Vortexx - 55 Bard