Why doesn't this server have more GM's?

[fiveeauxfour]

I'm not a greengrocer conspirator. I'm not trolling.

I am curious why this server doesn't have more than 1 GM. Sirken can only do so much with the countless petitions coming in week after week. Why don't you promote 1, 2, or 3 more GMs? Is it the case that all the GM apps are biased? Is it the case that there aren't any GM apps? The number one issue with velious release at the moment is that there isn't a strong GM presence to whip all of us nerds into shape!

Serious posts only please (I know that's impossible, but I tried).