Worst Luck, most terrible CR, FML -

[Ketu Garyx]

I hope this makes for an interested read...I'm going to write it down as I work on it, as this is still ongoing. Ridiculous.

Part One:

As a low level mage (on my alt) I am travelling to OOT to buy lvl 16 and 20 summoning spells. An easy enough task, to be sure. Happily I take the boat from Freeport, anticipating an easy trip, purchase the spells, and a nice gate back home. It was not to be. After making the swim from the boat to AC my invisibility popped and I landed, directly, onto a shark.

Part Two:

My friend retrieves my corpse from the ocean and drags it to Sister's Island. I screwed up, alright, I will get my corpse back and carry on. As I wait in Freeport for the boat I pass the time talking to some fellow travelers. The boat finally arrives and I attempt to walk on. As I do so I am suddenly bitten by my parrot and walk into the water. My swimming skills being very bad, I made it back to the docks in front of the boat just in time to watch it pull away one second before I am going to step on.

In a rage I hurry and run to EC where I frantically send a tell to a druid from dial a port to take me to BB in order to catch the boat on the other side. Luckily, the very nice druid takes me to BB, I cast invisibility upon myself and hurry to BB Docks where I catch the boat.

Upon arrival at Sisters I retrieve my corpse, and re invis, and swim to AC island. My luck once again proves that it is unreliable as my invisibility pops on top of another shark.

Part 3:

Frantically I run back to EC and find a druid to invis and sow me (as I have now de-leveled and can no longer cast it myself). Making it to EFP I run across one of the passengers who had been on the boat from BB and my heart sinks as I watch it sail into the distance.

Running back to EC the other kind druid sows and ports me to BB to try to catch the boat once again. Upon arriving I am attacked by a skeleton while everyone at the rings watches as I ask someone to kill it (as I had no spells memmed, due to my haste in trying to catch the boat). The druid's zoning takes several minutes so I have to bail and run towards the docks without invis and with a skeleton on my tail.

Upon arriving at the docks I conceive a plan where I will get on the other side of the docks, force them to run towards the skeleton and kill it, thus, opening up the docks entrance for me to run through while they attack the skeleton. This plan fails and the guards shove 18 inches of Kaldim steel up my dark-elf ass.

Part 4.

I am now waiting at the freeport docks. I will update this later.