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Old 09-15-2014, 09:05 PM
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so im sitting down to eat dinner at this bar in Wisconsin, and the bartender is obviously gay as fuck... any how 4-5 Wisconsin corn fed construction workers walk in and talk about how they aint no dick suckin homos and gay bash for a good 5-10min and the bartender finally says something along the lines of yea fuck them faggits.... I mean I don't like homos but if your going 2 be a peter puffer atleast don't be a pussy about it
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Old 09-15-2014, 09:17 PM
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Old 09-15-2014, 09:54 PM
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:57 PM
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Old 09-15-2014, 11:12 PM
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Please tell us the rest of the story. So you went home with the bartender... and what happened next? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

P.S. Any guy who refers to another guy as "corn fed" while trying so hard to sound all macho is clearly a closet homo. Come on out of there! Gay people are fabulous!

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the term corn fed is used 2 describe big ass mother fuckers who grew up in the country dunno how that's saposed 2 sound macho? and nothing wrong with gay people as long as both chicks are hot
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Old 09-16-2014, 01:17 AM
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Old 09-16-2014, 01:29 AM
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so im sitting down to eat dinner at this bar in Wisconsin, and the bartender is obviously gay as fuck... any how 4-5 Wisconsin corn fed construction workers walk in and talk about how they aint no dick suckin homos and gay bash for a good 5-10min and the bartender finally says something along the lines of yea fuck them faggits.... I mean I don't like homos but if your going 2 be a peter puffer atleast don't be a pussy about it
He should have memorized their faces, made sure there was some built in surveilence (SP?) system, and then told the gaybashing construction workers that he was hardcore gay, wait to be beat up, call the cops, pick the guys out of the lineup, file the lawsuit, go through the court process, enjoy the riches an assbeating earned.
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Old 09-17-2014, 05:50 AM
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LOL wow that gif is hilarious damn.

When did robert griffin become gay?
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