I need a lawyer pro bono I need to get on disability to box all day

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Okay so my career is computers and I lacerated my tendon now my index finger "hurts" when I type and doesn't work right anymore. I mean wpm only down like 10% but I would claim like 80% hunt n peck typer. What's an ssdi and an ssi and which one does an upper middle class white male apply for?

I am trying to milk the system before the collapse. Do I have a shot? I will vote w/e democrat even Hillary if that helps my chances.