Riddle me this

Slathar · #1 08-05-2013, 01:44 PM

Can a shit leopard change its shit spots?

Does the shit apple fall far from the shit tree?

There's a class 5 shitticane heading for red99. Are u rdy?

Infectious · #2 08-05-2013, 02:12 PM

When you go into the pink, do you get cream or shit?
If shit, does it have a 5 oclock?
If pink, was it bought?
If it wasnt bought, how did you obtain the pink?
Pink cream or shit shit?

karsten · #3 08-05-2013, 02:22 PM

****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ******

ChubbyBubbles · #4 08-05-2013, 02:25 PM

Worse case ontario we can get two birds stoned at once.

Greegon · #5 08-05-2013, 02:28 PM

bunch of shitdiots in here.

shit hawks coming bubs, to swoop down and...

mostbitter · #6 08-05-2013, 03:13 PM

i am about to shit irl

Red · #7 08-05-2013, 03:38 PM

1st off shit isn't pink and number 2 or 3, whatever the fuck number we are on, you can't prepare for a shitticane.

Something'Witty · #8 08-05-2013, 03:46 PM

This thread has the potential to trigger the the shit barometer!

"You know what a shit barometer is, Bubbles? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You feel it? Listen, Bubs, hear that? The sound of the whispering winds of shit. You will, my sorry friend. When the shit barometer rises, you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure....shit winds are a-comin'."

Something'Witty · #9 08-05-2013, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p-niner [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Is a shit barometer the same as gaydar?

No, a shit barometer measures the amount of shit clinging to the air.

Infectious · #10 08-05-2013, 05:07 PM

Lol red. I will break it down to you since your father used birds and bees and not flesh and liquids like mine did.
Pink would be holes on the female and hole on a male.
Cream comes out one(female frontal).
Shit comes out one( female/male back).
If you pulled shit out and it had a 5 oclock, your gay.
If you pulled out cream your straight.
If you bought the pink, you bought a prostitute.
It was made to be a stupid post like op....
Are dots starting to connect or are we still lost?
I can pm pictures if needed?